The women of insurance companies

[SuperSpck]

Sex appeal used in advertising has been around since advertising began.
But insurance ads in particular have taken this to a new high in the last year:

Progressive's Flo:

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Erin E-surance:

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Mrs. Butterworth

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These companies are trying to get me to spend my hard earned green not through quality of product, but from the temptation of forbidden fruit.

And it's working.

This demands a poll. And an electronic vote.

 

[SuperSpck]

I'm going to make a case for each lady being on the poll.
I'd also like you to justify your own answers, but it's not a requirement.

Flo deserves to be on the list because she's quirky and she's got a fancy haircut. And she can play the paper horn.

Erin is adventurous and nature conscious. Her hair is pink. I'm glad she ditched that jerk she was hanging out with earlier in her campaign. He was a tool.

Mrs (soon to drop the 'r' one hopes) is warm and delicious. She has glass boobies.

Because it's fair, here is the downside:

Flo's clearly happy in her low-paying customer service job. She's not going to be a sugar-mama.

Erin's a cartoon. I'm pretty sure this sort of fetish can get a person arrested.

Mrs. Buttersworth's glass can cut you deep. Her words can too. She's a mean drunk.

 

[Pariah]

I'd tap mrs butterworth.

 

[abomb]

This thread is great.

 

[abomb]

I'm voting for Erin E-Surrance as she looks like Kim Possible's older sister.

 

[jefftheshark]

You seem to have forgotten that there are members on this board who play for the other team, so to speak.

I think that you might want to add this insurance pitch-person for those so inclined:

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JTS

The Caveman's not my cup of tea, if anyone's wondering (nttawwt); I'd pick Flo 'cause I like the way she squeals.

 

[Assface]

Sanders and I have had debates over Flo's hotness (I'd hit it) but E-surance Erin is a hottie. There's no way I could hook up with Mrs. Buttersworth, it would be too creepy. I'd be like, "ewwww, my mom used to put you on my pancakes as a kid."

 

[Assface]

You seem to have forgotten that there are members on this board who play for the other team, so to speak.

I think that you might want to add this insurance pitch-person for those so inclined:

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JTS

The Caveman's not my cup of tea, if anyone's wondering (nttawwt); I'd pick Flo 'cause I like the way she squeals.

Reading the P&R forum, I'm sure there are a few posters here who would want to be intimate with the stack of money from the Geico commercials.

 

[Gaddabout]

Flo's real name is Stephanie Courtney and she's regular on Mad Men. She was also in the Groundlings, the LA comedy troupe that's sort of like a fast track to SNL (Will Ferrell, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Chris Parnell, Cheri Oteri, yadda yadda, also Pat Morita, Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brien, Adam Carrolla, many others).

Yes, I've had a crush on her, too. And that hand/face gesture she makes about the shag carpet cracks me up every time. The wife and I are compelled to mimic it every time it's one.

 

[Gaddabout]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZiMUJ8bqE&feature=related

 

[Pariah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZiMUJ8bqE&feature=related

If anyone had a crush on her before seeing that stand-up clip, they probably don't now. That was horrible, IMO.

 

[TBaslim]

I'm going to make a case for each lady being on the poll.
I'd also like you to justify your own answers, but it's not a requirement.

Flo deserves to be on the list because she's quirky and she's got a fancy haircut. And she can play the paper horn.

Erin is adventurous and nature conscious. Her hair is pink. I'm glad she ditched that jerk she was hanging out with earlier in her campaign. He was a tool.

Mrs (soon to drop the 'r' one hopes) is warm and delicious. She has glass boobies.

Because it's fair, here is the downside:

Flo's clearly happy in her low-paying customer service job. She's not going to be a sugar-mama.

Erin's a cartoon. I'm pretty sure this sort of fetish can get a person arrested.

Mrs. Buttersworth's glass can cut you deep. Her words can too. She's a mean drunk.

LMAO. Great stuff...

 

[SuperSpck]

You seem to have forgotten that there are members on this board who play for the other team, so to speak.

I think that you might want to add this insurance pitch-person for those so inclined:

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JTS

The Caveman's not my cup of tea, if anyone's wondering (nttawwt); I'd pick Flo 'cause I like the way she squeals.

 

[Cardsmasochist]

Flo's real name is Stephanie Courtney and she's regular on Mad Men. She was also in the Groundlings, the LA comedy troupe that's sort of like a fast track to SNL (Will Ferrell, Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Chris Parnell, Cheri Oteri, yadda yadda, also Pat Morita, Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brien, Adam Carrolla, many others).

Yes, I've had a crush on her, too. And that hand/face gesture she makes about the shag carpet cracks me up every time. The wife and I are compelled to mimic it every time it's one.

What character does she play on Mad Men? I don't recognize her. BTW, when is season 3 going to air on AMC?

 

[Ryanwb]

I'd do the Geico Money, even if the visual of such act is disturbing

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[Linderbee]

The Geico money looks like two rolls of toilet paper sitting on a stack of money. It seriously took me a minute to figure it out the first time I saw the billboard.

/feels stupid now.

 

[Mulli]

If anyone had a crush on her before seeing that stand-up clip, they probably don't now. That was horrible, IMO.

Ugh, I didn't before. I still don't.

 

[Renz]

Ugh, I didn't before. I still don't.

Not funny. Not hot.

 

[Gaddabout]

What character does she play on Mad Men?

Marge. In the clip below, she's the wallflower at the end of segment.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Sanders and I have had debates over Flo's hotness (I'd hit it) but E-surance Erin is a hottie. There's no way I could hook up with Mrs. Buttersworth, it would be too creepy. I'd be like, "ewwww, my mom used to put you on my pancakes as a kid."

Flo =

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[Chris_Sanders]

NM, can't say that as a mod.

 

[jefftheshark]

Flo's so easy, even a caveman can do her.

JTS

 

[Mulli]

Flo's so easy, even a caveman can do her.

JTS

:iwin: awesome!