This is who I want to draft

[Pariah]

Pariah always wins these things.

Oh, don't be such a Lucious.

 

[Mulli]

Oh, don't be such a Lucious.

Just stating a fact. You are the best at these things.

 

[Pariah]

Just stating a fact. You are the best at these things.

Thanks.

I run in a crowd that is very big into puns. It's hard to keep up. (don't look for a joke in there--there isn't one).

 

[Twist18]

Those were some mean parents.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Pariah wins.

Most definitely, lol! This thread is hilarious!

BTW, it says this guy is a junior, so it looks like there will still be plenty of Pusey in college, at least for one more year.

 

[abomb]

http://deadspin.com/sports/college-...usey-lets-call-the-whole-thing-off-219327.php

He's officially changing his name to Lucious Seymour.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1205061football1.html

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[TruColor]

Good Lord...I've been transported back to junior high school...

 

[Divide Et Impera]

http://deadspin.com/sports/college-...usey-lets-call-the-whole-thing-off-219327.php

He's officially changing his name to Lucious Seymour.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1205061football1.html

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His dad's name is Horatius Pusey! Sounds like a VD....

 

[slanidrac16]

He also plays wide reciever.

or tight end.

 

[Mulli]

I heard he was a catcher.

 

[Pariah]

He'll go early. Everyone wants Lucious Pusey.

Green wants him because he likes pie.

 

[Pariah]

He should "come out" early so he can lay a lick on Bush.

 

[Divide Et Impera]

Some Pusey on Bush action would surely boost viewership among the highly important 16-45 male demographic....