Tice's house is egged

[phinius]

Here's one making the rounds in Minnesota.

Minneapolis, MN (AP) Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Mike Tice's house last night.

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Tice's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining >3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.

Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Daunte Culpepper as a suspect.

 

[BuckeyeCardinal]

Originally posted by phinius
Here's one making the rounds in Minnesota.

Minneapolis, MN (AP) Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Mike Tice's house last night.

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Tice's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining >3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.

Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Daunte Culpepper as a suspect.

Blake tried that here when Mac benched him.....but he never hit the house.

 

[Ryanwb]

What great use of police resources....they actually investigated the destination of every egg? I guarantee if that was a "normal" citizen they would *maybe* send a cruiser.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Re: Re: Tice's house is egged

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
Blake tried that here when Mac benched him.....but he never hit the house.

Because he tripped over his own feet backing up to the throw the eggs.

 

[green machine]

Re: Re: Tice's house is egged

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
Blake tried that here when Mac benched him.....but he never hit the house.

I thought Blake failed because he left all his eggs on the field this year???

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
What great use of police resources....they actually investigated the destination of every egg? I guarantee if that was a "normal" citizen they would *maybe* send a cruiser.

me thinks this is a joke

 

[40yearfan]

Re: Re: Tice's house is egged

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
Blake tried that here when Mac benched him.....but he never hit the house.

Also, the 3 broken eggs were broken because he fumbled them.

 

[phinius]

Originally posted by jkf296
me thinks this is a joke

You're right, it is a joke - I hope no one took it seriously.

Phinius the old timer