Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.... baby hoax?

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I guess there are a few annomolies that suggest baby Suri doesn't exist. I guess the birth certificate took 2 weeks to be entered and it was signed by a nurse who was not present for the birth. Also close friends and family have yet to see the baby, let alone pictures.

I wouldn't be suprised
 

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Ryanwb said:
I guess there are a few annomolies that suggest baby Suri doesn't exist. I guess the birth certificate took 2 weeks to be entered and it was signed by a nurse who was not present for the birth. Also close friends and family have yet to see the baby, let alone pictures.

I wouldn't be suprised

She sure gained a lot of weight pre-baby. I highly doubt there is any hoax.
 
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Shane H said:
She sure gained a lot of weight pre-baby. I highly doubt there is any hoax.

So did I when my wife had our baby..... :D
 

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Ryanwb said:
So did I when my wife had our baby..... :D

Your not alone. I did too on my 2nd kiddo. I am down 20 lbs though in the last 40 days Thx to that recumbent bike I bought.
 

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I'm willing to buy into "fake baby".

Suri is in reality a tiny burglar who's trying to steal Tom's "Dyanetics" collection. It's signed by L-Ron!

He'll probably steal some of Katie Holmes' underpants.


god knows I would.
 

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i hate to say it, especially since i think most babies are not as cute as people make them out to be, but this kid is gorgeous.

Vanity Fair Exclusive: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Talk About Baby Suri; 22-Page Family Portfolio by Annie Leibovitz

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri Cruise, photographed exclusively for Vanity Fair by Annie Leibovitz on Cruise's property in Telluride, Colorado, July 27, 2006.

NEW YORK, N.Y.—In a private conversation with Vanity Fair features editor Jane Sarkin, Katie Holmes tells her that "it's been heartbreaking" to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby. "Some of the crap that's out there—the stuff that's said about my parents and my siblings [tabloid accounts implied that Katie's family did not hit it off with Tom]—it's really frustrating the amount of sh*t that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri?! You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."

Holmes explains that the gossip "eats away at me because it's just not O.K.," but that she keeps up on it because "this is my future. This is my family, and I care so much about them. To see how someone as caring and good as Tom is—to see how things can just get so twisted and turned around. I mean, where does it come from?"

Sarkin spent five days with the Cruise-Holmes extended family at Cruise's Telluride, Colorado, compound, sharing meals, taking hikes, and hanging out. Bella and Connor, whom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted during their marriage, were there, as well as Holmes's mother and father, Cruise's mother and sister, and other family members.

Sarkin reports that Cruise and Holmes coo over the baby like any new parents. "She has Kate's lips and eyes," Tom says of the baby. "I think she looks like Kate." Holmes counters, "I think she has Tom's eyes. I think she looks like Tom."

"I was overjoyed in being pregnant," Holmes tells Sarkin, "and then had to withstand ridicule about my pregnancy when it was the most normal, non-controversial thing imaginable." Of speculation in the press, Holmes says, "All those things were invented."

Holmes explains their purchase of an in-house sonogram machine to Sarkin, saying that they were followed by paparazzi and as a result her doctor had to make house calls. "The sonogram was for his use!" she says.

Leading up to the frenzy over the pictures, "we were just living our lives, being a family," Cruise says. "Actually, we were taking our own photos and always planned to release those at the right time." But "then all the craziness began," Holmes says. "This 'Where is Suri?' controversy. Tom and I looked at each other and said, 'What's going on?' We weren't trying to hide anything."

"It seemed only natural to have Annie take the first public photographs of Suri," says Cruise of their decision to allow Leibovitz to photograph the baby. "Annie is the only professional photographer who ever shot Bella and Connor as children."

"The moment the doctor handed me Suri," Holmes tells Sarkin, "I was just ready. The feeling is indescribable. All I can say is the moment I looked in her eyes I felt like ... Mom." Holmes continues: "She's a glorious girl. She's the miracle of our life."

The October issue of Vanity Fair hits newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on September 6, and nationally by September 12.
 

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Wow, that kid is adorable.
 

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far less thatens than the average baby that's for sure.
 

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jenna2891 said:
i was wondering if they dyed her hair. no way a baby has hair that black.

Bad Photoshop. You can see some regular colored hair on the left.
 

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jenna2891 said:
i was wondering if they dyed her hair. no way a baby has hair that black.

My hair was that black--but what about Tom & Katie? Their hair isn't usually that dark--the whole pic was probably airbrushed & doctored, anyway.
 

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I feel bad for them honestly. We tell Tom Cruise to shut up and stuff, but honestly we should just stop spending time talking about him.
 
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