Total Fiction - Cardinal Rumors, Exaggerations, Factual Inaccuracies, and complete Fallacies

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Do to the amount of no news, boring news, and/or negative opinions and statements, I thought we needed an ongoing fun thread to lighten things up and give us all hope, even if its false. So let's have at it. Just try to keep it vaguely believable, or at least questionable.

 

[slanidrac16]

Cardinals renegotiate Deondre Hopkins contract to free up 11m in cap space.
The new deal gives Hopkins a 10 extension worth $500m with $140m gauranteed.
Excellent job by Steve Keim. Hopkins will only be 39 by the end of the contract

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

I heard from a reliable source that the Bills front office had inquired regarding any Cards interest in trading their R1 pick plus Kyler Murray for Josh Allen.

I would do that in a heartbeat.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Cardinals renegotiate Deondre Hopkins contract to free up 11m in cap space.
The new deal gives Hopkins a 10 extension worth $500m with $140m gauranteed.
Excellent job by Steve Keim. Hopkins will only be 39 by the end of the contract

That will make it dang hard to trade him in the future, unless Houston wants a reboot.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Keim fires himself the night before the draft, so he can't be blamed for his own failures anymore.

 

[tnmike]

Do to the amount of no news, boring news, and/or negative opinions and statements, I thought we needed an ongoing fun thread to lighten things up and give us all hope, even if its false. So let's have at it. Just try to keep it vaguely believable, or at least questionable.

The title of this post is all factual describing the content of internet message boards

 

[Syracusecards]

REPORT -CARDINALS WERE SOLD TO NEW OWNERSHIP GROUP ON DECEMBER 6th. NEW OWNERS PICTURED BELOW:

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[overseascardfan]

I heard from a reliable source that the Bills front office had inquired regarding any Cards interest in trading their R1 pick plus Kyler Murray for Josh Allen.

I would do that in a heartbeat.

Maybe if Bill O'Brien was the BUF GM.

 

[JeffGollin]

Cards to line up without a center.

”It’ll be the ball lying on ground wating for Kyler Murray to run by and pick it up to start each play” according to an unknown source famous for muttering “Wow” to end each down….

 

[Red on White]

Keim Making Up For Lost Time

GM Steve Keim cut short an overseas holiday with his family to return to work this week. "Sorry guys... I thought it started next month."