Ugh... Maxim's 100 hotest

[Pariah]

Sarah Silverman probably isn't in the top-20 hotties, but she's right up there for spending an evening of debauchery with.

I don't know about you guys, but I can't spend 8 hours just having sex anymore (yeah, yeah...go ahead, have your fun). I need some beer and whiskey drinking and people heckling in there, too. She'd be great to do that with.

 

[D-Dogg]

Sarah Silverman probably isn't in the top-20 hotties, but she's right up there for spending an evening of debauchery with.

I don't know about you guys, but I can't spend 8 hours just having sex anymore (yeah, yeah...go ahead, have your fun). I need some beer and whiskey drinking and people heckling in there, too. She'd be great to do that with.

I hear ya.

Lohan would be a great chick to go party with, take back and hit for a bit then go back out and maybe throw in a ********* or two.

With Sarah Silverman your ********* would have to be with Jimmy Kimmell.

 

[Mike Olbinski]

I really could name so many chicks better than Lohan.

This one, who is #79 from Friday Night Lights
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3626&imgCollectId=190

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Evangeline Lilly
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3615&imgCollectId=190

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Autumn Reeser from The OC, omg!

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3612&imgCollectId=190

 

[Divide Et Impera]

Lohan. Is. Hot.

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Don't know what's up with her dress, but she's rockin' it....

 

[Renz]

Ashlee Simpson at #16? Try saying that with a straight face.

 

[Divide Et Impera]

Not only that, but she's like 70 spots higher than her WAAAAAAAAY hotter older sister....

 

[Linderbee]

Not only that, but she's like 70 spots higher than her WAAAAAAAAY hotter older sister....

I'm not a guy (yes, I'm sure), but I've always thought Ashlee was prettier. Something about Jessica's face bugs me.

 

[phillycard]

Lohan. Is. Hot.

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Don't know what's up with her dress, but she's rockin' it....

Ehhh, no she's not. Look at those legs.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Ehhh, no she's not. Look at those legs.

her legs?

That was the best you could come up with?

Her legs don't look that bad at all in that pic.

 

[Linderbee]

Her legs???? What is wrong with her legs???

 

[Ryanwb]

Her legs???? What is wrong with her legs???

She's freckled! Plus she's been used more than a public toilet at a 3 day rock concert

 

[Linderbee]

She's freckled!

Okay, but her legs don't look freckled.

 

[Ryanwb]

Okay, but her legs don't look freckled.

I'm not going into another freckle debate with you. She's just not worthy of being considered the hottest of the hot. She'd make my list eventually, I guess

 

[Linderbee]

I'm not going into another freckle debate with you. She's just not worthy of being considered the hottest of the hot. She'd make my list eventually, I guess

Another freckle debate? What was the first one about?

And I wasn't debating her "hotness"...I was just wondering what was wrong with her legs.

 

[MadCardDisease]

Those guys at Maxim must of had beer goggles on. What a joke!

Lohan wouldn't even crack my top 100

Silverman, please!

Did this issue come out on April 1st?

 

[Ryanwb]

I was just wondering what was wrong with her legs.

Look at some other pictures for reference, freckles... It's like looking into the sky when your camping

 

[Pariah]

The only way she'd be tops in my book is if she was sitting at the same bar as me.

 

[Linderbee]

Look at some other pictures for reference, freckles...

Don't mess with my brain, Ryan...it's not cool...did we ever really have a freckle conversation before?

 

[Ryanwb]

Don't mess with my brain, Ryan...it's not cool...did we ever really have a freckle conversation before?

I didn't realize I was so insignificant that the "freckle argument part I" would just leave your memory

 

[Linderbee]

I didn't realize I was so insignificant that the freckle argument part I would just leave your memory

And you have the nerve to say Pariah's posts don't compute?

 

[Ryanwb]

And you have the nerve to say Pariah's posts don't compute?

edited... better? Nothing?

 

[MadCardDisease]

Yeah Lohan is a real looker:

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[Pariah]

Yeah Lohan is a real looker:

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She looks rich and wasted. I'd hit it (if I had my wife's permission, of course).