USA Today Names Diaw Top Center in the NBA

[fordronken]

Last year a number told me it had never even met my wife, but a few months later I found out they'd been seeing each other for quite some time.

I can never look at 7,398 the same way again.

 

[BC867]

He forgot the rest of that maxim:

Numbers don't lie, but sports journalists know how to twist them to make them fit their preconceptions.

Or, to put it another way . . . figures don't lie, but liars figure.