denverbirdfan
thanks for flying
the birds make me wait,
very very bored at work,
please send me a crumb.
copyright 2004, My Cubicle Sucks Inc.
very very bored at work,
please send me a crumb.
copyright 2004, My Cubicle Sucks Inc.
waiting sucks...a haiku
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Renz
An Army of One
Keep checking the board
No news is making me mad
Come on, sign Denny!
No news is making me mad
Come on, sign Denny!
JeffGollin
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the birds make me wait,
very very bored at work,
please send me a crumb.
Can this be adapted to rap or hip-hop?
As in -
"This ain't funny -
Send Denny the money.
Bring on the Heat
(Make it Dry Heat)
And have His Greenship
Make the Sceneship
AZ Baby.
Blues."
very very bored at work,
please send me a crumb.
Can this be adapted to rap or hip-hop?
As in -
"This ain't funny -
Send Denny the money.
Bring on the Heat
(Make it Dry Heat)
And have His Greenship
Make the Sceneship
AZ Baby.
Blues."
OP
OP
denverbirdfan
thanks for flying
maybe we can get william shatner to narrate?
You know what sucks worse than waiting?
Haiku.
Haiku.
SECTION 11
vibraslap
Tickets:
A line of people files past the ticket taker who rasps off each person's ticket stub. I deliberately removed my ticket from its paper wallet and pre-folded the serrated edge, bending it back and forth until it hung off the ticket like a spent finger nail.
I did this to help the ticket taker a little, to make the task of ripping less arduous. She takes the ticket and it almost falls apart in her hands, making none of the business-like rattle that the jabbering card should.
The time-consuming pleasure of ripping paper is denied the ticket taker, replaced by the formless efficiency of my ephemeral streamlining.
A line of people files past the ticket taker who rasps off each person's ticket stub. I deliberately removed my ticket from its paper wallet and pre-folded the serrated edge, bending it back and forth until it hung off the ticket like a spent finger nail.
I did this to help the ticket taker a little, to make the task of ripping less arduous. She takes the ticket and it almost falls apart in her hands, making none of the business-like rattle that the jabbering card should.
The time-consuming pleasure of ripping paper is denied the ticket taker, replaced by the formless efficiency of my ephemeral streamlining.
OP
OP
denverbirdfan
thanks for flying
does this cost $3.99 a minute?
Log on to the board
Denny still not signed up yet
I sigh, back to work.
Denny still not signed up yet
I sigh, back to work.
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I just ate almonds
My hands now have salt on them
I need to wash them
My hands now have salt on them
I need to wash them
SECTION 11
vibraslap
A man phones up Nabisco and asks whether it is OK if he puts raisins on his cereal.
He asks this because there is no picture on the front of the box indicating the use of raisins, only blueberries are shown.
The telephone voice replies: "No, please don't put raisins on your cereal because two scoops of raisins are difficult to mix evenly through out the cereal. If you were to do this the cereal would be touched and there would be the possibility of disease being spread. The chance of this happening is high when seen in the context of early morning chores such as shaving and, of course, defecating. Here at Nabisco, we have already gone to the expense of adding extra bran to the cereal and we would prefer that the cereal not be tampered with, because we would have to assume nutritional liability if our product was not used in the manner according to how it is pictured on the front of your box."
He asks this because there is no picture on the front of the box indicating the use of raisins, only blueberries are shown.
The telephone voice replies: "No, please don't put raisins on your cereal because two scoops of raisins are difficult to mix evenly through out the cereal. If you were to do this the cereal would be touched and there would be the possibility of disease being spread. The chance of this happening is high when seen in the context of early morning chores such as shaving and, of course, defecating. Here at Nabisco, we have already gone to the expense of adding extra bran to the cereal and we would prefer that the cereal not be tampered with, because we would have to assume nutritional liability if our product was not used in the manner according to how it is pictured on the front of your box."
conraddobler
I want my 2$
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There once was a man from Nantucket.....
It's official we are all out of things to say.
Well for some of us that happend years ago but I digress.
I can just see the NFL channel in a month or two, sure they can fill a couple hours with live programming but something tells me they are going to be down to pitting QB's against each other in games of scrabble before it is all said and done.
It's official we are all out of things to say.
Well for some of us that happend years ago but I digress.
I can just see the NFL channel in a month or two, sure they can fill a couple hours with live programming but something tells me they are going to be down to pitting QB's against each other in games of scrabble before it is all said and done.
conraddobler
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I did just think about a whole new angle.... Cheerleader wars....
HOT OIL
MUD
SKIMPY EASY TEAR OFF OUTFITS>>>>>
I think I am on to something.
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tension breaker
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People who eat blowfish are crazy...
People who do not eat blowfish are also crazy.
People who do not eat blowfish are also crazy.
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100%CardsFan
100% embarrassed
I am at work now
Farted into my blue chair
Stood up now it smells
Farted into my blue chair
Stood up now it smells
