I would add a few more goats in honor of our season hitting rock bottom:
Gardeck/Golden - I had to check the box score to make sure Gardeck played. He did. I bet you didn't notice, either. Golden made a "business decision" on that 3 yard TD run. Pretty disappointing for a guy who needs to give 100% effort to be effective. The 2 of these guys have combined for 2.5 sacks this season.
Vance Joseph- This defense is last in the league in points allowed. There are huge holes in the roster, but there is talent there, and the guys on the field seem to still have huge amounts of trouble even lining up correctly. At some point, you have to make your scheme fit your personnel, and it looks like VJ has taken a Whisenhuntian stance on keeping it complicated. That isn't going to work.
Cody Ford - I expect nothing from Cody Ford, so maybe it's unfair to include him, but I fully expect someone to lift him off his feet and carry him to the QB before the end of the year. What film was Keim watching of this guy to trade a 5th round pick for him? Keim has really lost his MOJO with trades lately, which means he essentially does nothing well anymore.