Well, Adrian Wilson thinks I'm a wuss

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I was standing in line this evening taking my wife to the movies, it's our 5 year anniversary. She made me see "Failure to Launch".... :|

So I was standing in line at the Chandler Fashion theater and ordered my tickets feeling very masculine and sure of myself. I said the words "Two for Failure to Launch" and just happened to look to my immediate right and there was Adrian Wilson (sporting a pretty large 'fro) ordering tickets to see "ATL". He was kinda of looking at me with the corners of his eyes and after he heard what movie I was seeing he did one of those "pfft" laughs and rolled his eyes back to the forward direction to finish his transaction. I was mortified..... almost to the point where I was going to change the movie to something else to re-establish manly credit.

Then I thought, "What would Adrian do?" so I sucked it up and watched the movie and only laughed once. To Adrian's credit he has this skinny little hottie at his side so I forgive him

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nice to see that just because a guy is a professional athlete he can still stay grounded and think like the rest of us..........

also, it must be nice to not only have enough money where you can afford to drop $20 on a POS movie like ATL - but you can snag incredible female companionship without subjecting yourself to chick flicks
 

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MigratingOsprey said:
nice to see that just because a guy is a professional athlete he can still stay grounded and think like the rest of us..........

also, it must be nice to not only have enough money where you can afford to drop $20 on a POS movie like ATL - but you can snag incredible female companionship without subjecting yourself to chick flicks

Yea, it is all good now, Adrian!

Sooner or later, we all end up in the line to see "chick-flick-de-jour".

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Adrain Wilson has a wife with two kids. One was born premature during the season. There was a story on the Wilson family a few weeks ago, and the wife was interviewed too. She's not ugly, by any stretch, but I don't think anyone would call her "skinny" either.
 

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ajcardfan said:
Adrain Wilson has a wife with two kids. One was born premature during the season. There was a story on the Wilson family a few weeks ago, and the wife was interviewed too. She's not ugly, by any stretch, but I don't think anyone would call her "skinny" either.

I hope his wife doen't read this MB.

Oh Adrian.
 

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Redheart said:
I hope his wife doen't read this MB.

Oh Adrian.

Maybe Ryan and I have different conceptions of skinny. Or, maybe it was someone who just looked like Wilson.
 

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MigratingOsprey said:
nice to see that just because a guy is a professional athlete he can still stay grounded and think like the rest of us..........

also, it must be nice to not only have enough money where you can afford to drop $20 on a POS movie like ATL - but you can snag incredible female companionship without subjecting yourself to chick flicks

Give me two for ATL over that cabbage "Failure To Launch" any day. :thumbup:
 

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phillycard said:
Give me two for ATL over that cabbage "Failure To Launch" any day. :thumbup:

heh as someone who was also dragged to failure to launch I can vouch that movie isn't worth the $$$ either ....... i seriously need to broaden my wifes movie horizons - it's a good thing she tolerates porn or else we would have no common ground
 

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So is Adrian going to give us a review on azcardinals.com?????

Those pretty much suck.

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Hey if everybody thinks Ryanwb is a wuss say, Hell Yea!!


You wuss, I really bet you were going to see Brokeback Mountain and your code word to the movie teller was Failure to Launch!! LOL


You Wuss!!

Happy April 1st.

Navy Mike
 
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ajcardfan said:
Maybe Ryan and I have different conceptions of skinny. Or, maybe it was someone who just looked like Wilson.

It was definately him, maybe the woman was just somone standing in line, I didn't see them "together". Black guys in Chandler kinda stick out :D
 

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so rate this chick flick. does it rank up their with dirty dancing. this movie can't be all that bad. it has terry bradshaw in it. my theory on this is if it makes your other half happy and you can score with her, then it is the best damn movie their is and you can be the biggest wus their is..
 

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yo, that's why there's the instant tellers where you get your tickets through the machine.......no talking.
 

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Adrian Wilson is my hero.
 

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MigratingOsprey said:
heh as someone who was also dragged to failure to launch I can vouch that movie isn't worth the $$$ either ....... i seriously need to broaden my wifes movie horizons - it's a good thing she tolerates porn or else we would have no common ground


M.O. I like that term. "Tolerate" porn. :D
 

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I had lots of time to kill in Boston last Friday. I wanted to see a movie but Failure to Launch was the only one playing at a good time that I hadn't seen. I was prepared to sit in a car instead of seeing it. Luckily I ended up finding another movie theater in Cambridge where I saw Thank You For Smoking.
 

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Ryanwb said:
It was definately him, maybe the woman was just somone standing in line, I didn't see them "together". Black guys in Chandler kinda stick out :D


We "DO" huh? Should I be offended?:shrug:
 
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