What do you do to spice up your Superbowl Party?

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Originally posted by jkf296
he is not my friend - just an acquaintance. Dude is seriously a boob.

He is 30 something and still hangs out at the fraternity house trying to score with the girls that hang around there. They call him old man and he thinks that they are really into him instead of making fun of him :)

FRANK THE TANK :thumbup:
 

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Originally posted by maddogkf

Joel - Smooth was 3 years ago - it was our cousin Andy who amde an ass out of himself last year.

Well, we're looking for someone new to make an ass out of themselves this year. Who wants to come?
 

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We play a game where everyone pays $20 to enter. Contestants pick slips of paper out of a hat with things that may happen during the game written on them (i.e. helmet flies off during play, player breaks a bone, kick return for TD etc.). If it happens in the game you win some $$ from the pot. Each player gets about 10 of these paper slips. Money left over at the end of the game goes to a grand prize winner based on final score (obtained from a seperate drawing). Over the years I've accumulated a database of hundreds of things that could happen in a game. I also have helmets from each NFL team arranged around the room with prizes in some of them (another drawing). Fun fun fun.
 

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My buddies and I combine lots of what everyone is suggesting on here. We make the jello shots in the colors of the teams. We throw a bunch of players names into a pot and if one of your players scores the first points of the game, you get the money. Then some dude who you don't want to show up, always shows up, ends up screaming at someones grandmother, and gets tossed. After he stands outside screaming for five minutes, somebody will go out and challenge him to a fight. He wins because he is usually so hammered that he can take massive punishment. (This actually has happend 2 years in a row, except the grandmother thing, i just threw that in). Eventually, we are so full of booze and food that the fourth quarter is usually watched entirley from the confides of any couch or floor.
 

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Re: Re: What do you do to spice up your Superbowl Party?

Originally posted by LVCARDFREAK
A small south american monkey, 2 donkeys, a carrot peeler, a midget, and a clown outfit usually does the trick!

damnit! that's where my wardrobe goes every year!
 

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Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Ooooh. The Jones pinata idea is good, but I think a Parcells one would be better. Or a Pinkston one for all my Eagles friends.

We do Super Bowl and football trivia and give out prizes. This year I bought glass beer mugs that have football plays on them ... boot leg, hail mary, etc. Also bought some shot glasses with four levels ... field goal, extra point, touchdown, etc.

We also give everyone who comes a player's name and, when that player does something great, they get a prize. (What can I say? I am a chic and into prizes!)

Oh and we drink a lot.

:thumbup:

i want a prize.
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
damn raider fans...

yeah, no kidding, i hope that grandmother sat down, and shut like she was told. no one wants to hear her pumpin' the loser raiders!
 

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Originally posted by jkf296
Well, we're looking for someone new to make an ass out of themselves this year. Who wants to come?

this has cheesy written all over it!

harken back with me, to days of yore . . .

1996 - new years eve, bar on the promenade in santa monica. it's ten o clock. cheese pulls the string on the balloon drop. all the balloons fall down from the ceiling 2 hours prematurely. he then proceeds to vomit on the bar and kiss a large bald chick.

fast forward to 1998 - cardinals playoff party. cards beat the cowboys. cheese grabs the as yet uneaten cardinals victory cake, smashes it on his head and then runs and jumps into the pool fully clothed.

double time to 2002 - new orleans, brother's bachelor party, sets new record with 6 vomits in a single evening.

and that's just a high level review of his resume.
 

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we play the annual Stuporbowl in the morning of the game. lots of vike and perc for the winners. our chicks usually show up with beer and all the "manly men" usually beg off and just eat the dunkin donuts munchkins i traditionally bring.

it's usually too violent for some. often is heard the phrase, "dude, i thought we were friends!"

this is followed by a pot luck at my, or my bro's house for all our fam and friends. lot's 'o bbqing and drinking. set up the boxes so everyone has money riding on the outcomes of each of the quarters. also usually place my traditional call to rocco who takes all the action we can provide.

then we're all bored with a usually boring superbowl until it nears the end of each quarter and each of us is yelling for a different score to win the pot.
 

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We have a keg and a sub and bet on the combined points. Winner wins cash.

Someone gets too drunk and starts a fight. Next day no one remembers who won the game.
 

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These twins?

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
Does anyone have a link to all of Vegas' proposition bets for the Superbowl?

Lay 800 to win 100 for a "no safeties in the game bet". I've got to admit, that intrigues me. The chances of a safety are almost nil!

Lay 80,000 to practically steal 10,000!


:lmao:
 

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Originally posted by Crimson Warrior
Lay 800 to win 100 for a "no safeties in the game bet". I've got to admit, that intrigues me. The chances of a safety are almost nil!

Lay 80,000 to practically steal 10,000!


:lmao:

LOL Crimson I thought the same thing. But exactly what country would we run to if it happened lol
 

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Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
I'm guessing because of his big head!


I was thinking more along the lines of his belly. There's a reason why you always see him wearing sweat pants.
 

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Originally posted by Ouchie-Z-Clown
this has cheesy written all over it!

harken back with me, to days of yore . . .

1996 - new years eve, bar on the promenade in santa monica. it's ten o clock. cheese pulls the string on the balloon drop. all the balloons fall down from the ceiling 2 hours prematurely. he then proceeds to vomit on the bar and kiss a large bald chick.

fast forward to 1998 - cardinals playoff party. cards beat the cowboys. cheese grabs the as yet uneaten cardinals victory cake, smashes it on his head and then runs and jumps into the pool fully clothed.

double time to 2002 - new orleans, brother's bachelor party, sets new record with 6 vomits in a single evening.

and that's just a high level review of his resume.

I knew there was a reason why Cheesy and I get along so well. We could have been brothers.:D
 

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Originally posted by swd1974
LOL Crimson I thought the same thing. But exactly what country would we run to if it happened lol

Yeah, I can just imagine that sinking feeling we would get when the long snapper whizzed it over the punters head.

Screamming NO NO NO as he ran up to kick it out of the back of the endzone.

Or, I'll give you one better. Say the team thats winning gets pinned on their own one with about 1 min left. Then, for "strategy" purposes, they hike out of the back of the endzone!
 

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1st Patriots superbowl victory....

I got hammered early, was supposed to go to the Rick's for the game, fell asleep at kickoff on my couch, watched the highlights at Midnite.....
 

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Originally posted by Ouchie-Z-Clown
i want a prize.

Okay, Ouchie. I'll put you in my player pool and let you know how you do on Monday morning. But, if I pull Tom Brady for you, I am sure the people at my house will be ticked off.
 

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