What I've Learned in the Smack Shack this Afternoon

[Pariah]

1. Gee hates everything about Denver, especially its citizens.

2. Gee is largely alone in this view.

3. Mulli hates repetition and thus, probably wouldn't do well with a 3 year old who wants to watch "Cars" again for the 1,296th time.

4. A lot of you don't really pay attention to commercials on NFL network.

5. Kobe is working on a degree as an Analyst/Therapist and will soon have business cards combining the two that say "analrapist" (nod to "Arrested Development," RIP)

6. Donald is oddly excited by the prospect of a new career for Kobe, Analrapist.

 

[Gee!]

1. Gee hates everything about Denver, especially its citizens.

2. Gee is largely alone in this view.

3. Mulli hates repetition and thus, probably wouldn't do well with a 3 year old who wants to watch "Cars" again for the 1,296th time.

4. A lot of you don't really pay attention to commercials on NFL network.

5. Kobe is working on a degree as an Analyst/Therapist and will soon have business cards combining the two that say "analrapist" (nod to "Arrested Development," RIP)

6. Donald is oddly excited by the prospect of a new career for Kobe, Analrapist.

Well you havent learned much then lol..

 

[Pariah]

I'm sorta slow.

 

[Dback Jon]

I'm sorta slow.

Sorta?

 

[Pariah]

Sorta?

huh?

 

[Dback Jon]

huh?

yup

 

[Pariah]

yup

See, I'm smarter than you think. I told you.

 

[Dback Jon]

See, I'm smarter than you think. I told you.

You and Dubya.

 

[Pariah]

You and Dubya.

Awesome.

 

[Assface]

5. Kobe is working on a degree as an Analyst/Therapist and will soon have business cards combining the two that say "analrapist" (nod to "Arrested Development," RIP)

That was one of my favorite moments of that show. I miss Arrested Developement.

 

[Assface]

huh?

Stop using big words.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

I'm sorta slow.

Is that why the people in your sig are toasting to Pariah in March...and we're more than halfway through April?

 

[Assface]

Is that why the people in your sig are toasting to Pariah in March...and we're more than halfway through April?

No, that would be because he's kinda slow.

 

[Pariah]

Is that why the people in your sig are toasting to Pariah in March...and we're more than halfway through April?

I'm pimping March for next year. March is national Pariah month.

 

[Ryanwb]

6. Donald is oddly excited by the prospect of a new career for Kobe, Analrapist.

yeah baby

 

[WisconsinCard]

yeah baby

Now thats funny