What's your least favorite sports cliche or statement?

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Originally posted by WizardOfAz
"The good lord willing....."

Or the popular:

"I just want to thank the Lord Jesus Christ who helped us today."

I guess Jesus doesn't like the other team?
 
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Originally posted by seesred
THe one that gets me is after a 2-2 or 3-2 count and 1 or 2 foul balls they say " This guy is having a great at bat". I always thought a great at bat was a hit, move the runners, HR or a hard hit ball somewhere. A great at bat is just not getting up there or is it?

GBR

Actually, it depends. If a pitcher is shoving and guys are sturggling to solve him, taking the pitcher deep into counts can be helpful even if you make an out. Getting that pitch count up increases the pitchers chance of making a mistake.

I played catcher through college and I would always worry if my pitcher would be dicking around. Go right at them! Don't waste any pitches unless you have to!
 

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"He'd like to have that one over again".....ode to a golfer having just hit the ball oscar brown!
 

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It bugs me when people use players names in the plurl, as in "all the Emmitt Smiths out there" or "the Brett Farves" :rolleyes:


If you want to use a player as an example fine, but let's stop making individual players in to a whole group.
 
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When the Broncos finally pulled through and won the Superbowl, it bugged the crap outta me when all the broadcasters kept calling Elway, "John." I don't know why, it just bugged me.
 

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Originally posted by SirChaz
It bugs me when people use players names in the plurl, as in "all the Emmitt Smiths out there" or "the Brett Farves" :rolleyes:


If you want to use a player as an example fine, but let's stop making individual players in to a whole group.

The SirChazs are right about this one.
 

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Originally posted by Pariah
I think the plural of "SirChaz" is SirChazi."

Doh!

That's the first thing they teach you in English class too. I knew I should have gone once in a while.
 

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Originally posted by SirChaz
It bugs me when people use players names in the plurl, as in "all the Emmitt Smiths out there" or "the Brett Farves" :rolleyes:


If you want to use a player as an example fine, but let's stop making individual players in to a whole group.

You hit the nail on the head with that one. What the hell is that about? :confused:
 

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Here is one more. Before '98, announcers always refered to the Cards as a team that hadn't won a playoff game since 1947.

Now, instead of being a team that hasn't one since 1998, we are a team that has only won 1 playoff game since 1947.

What's up with that???

Go Cards!!!
 

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I hate it when the say, "When we spoke to him last night..."

Or "when we had dinner with him last night...."

I could care less!
 

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Hockey:

"That goalie is standing on his head!"

Who the heck made that up? It just sounds stupid.
 

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I hate when the newscasters claim they have "Exclusive Stories"

I don't care if Johnny Diplips's brother's haircutter's sister who lives in a Buick are interviewing her because Diplips did something.

News sucks. And is cliche.
 

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Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
I really hate unimportant stats or records like - "He is the first kicker at 5 foot 10 inches to kick a FG while it is 73 degrees and his team is down by 12" Who gives a ****?

:biglaugh:

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
When the Broncos finally pulled through and won the Superbowl, it bugged the crap outta me when all the broadcasters kept calling Elway, "John." I don't know why, it just bugged me.
That bugs me too, when announcers call players by their first names. The worst is when the play-by-play guys start yelling crap like, "You go Mike Vick!" Or like during last year's playoffs when Joe Jurevicius was running for a TD and the Tampa Bay announcer started yelling "You go Joe! You go Joe!" Annoying as hell!

I also really hate when ESPN's John Anderson calls the Detroit Tigers the Detroit Eldricks. Very lame, John.
 

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Originally posted by jkf296
I hate when the newscasters claim they have "Exclusive Stories"

I don't care if Johnny Diplips's brother's haircutter's sister who lives in a Buick are interviewing her because Diplips did something.

News sucks. And is cliche.

I guess this wasn't sports related. My bad.

Another sports cliche: NASCAR drivers are athletes. I think they have tremendous stamina and guts of steel - but so do chess players. "SHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOT, click click... click" So what if they may be taken away in an "ahhhm-BUE-lahnce"

Yeah Ricky Ray Darrell is one hell of an athlete. So are bowlers.
 

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Originally posted by Ryanwb

I could care less!

It's I COULDN"T care less. Otherwise how much less could you care? That is a cliche that needs to go away or used correctly.:D
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
"Now that's a great golf shot."

For some reason that just bugs the crap outta me.

I have a plan. Wait until training camp.
 

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Great thread, gotta get mine in.

I agree with the useless statistics.

"The Yankees have not lost a playoff game they led by 3 runs after the seventh inning with a lefty on the mound, since 1932."

What?

This seems to be an east coast deal.
 

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*He may not be very good but he has "Raw Talent"... :confused:

*"He hasn't got his stuff today"....:rolleyes:

*And of course the all time hated: "TTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEE YANKEES WIN, TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!" :barf:
 

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