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While it may be a process, there’s not one aspect or the team that has improved as the season has progressed.
This. I don't like to celebrate other people's misfortunes and/or failures. He seems like a genuinely good man.
This. I don't like to celebrate other people's misfortunes and/or failures. He seems like a genuinely good man.
...(this is a humorous fantasy)...
After the Cardinals hire Lemmy Kilmister (RIP), new GM Mike Holmgren willl surround Lemmy with football-savvy people, so that Lemmy's only job is to stand on the sideline and make opposing coaches wet their pants when they see the lead singer of Motorhead. Just imagine Pete Carroll after a game feeling Lemmy sweaty face and moles touching him. He'll vomit up his Pike Place Market sushi before he hits the locker room. New PR director Elvira and player personnel director Alice Cooper would round out the crew. Team attorney Jerry Glanville would work out all the details!
And welcome to the Raduhhhs next year. Chucky Gruden would probably move back to Oakland. The post-game attendance alone would scare him, and probably everyone else: Motorhead, Metallica, Twisted Sister, Iron Maiden, ACDC, Alice Cooper, and finish off ith Night Ranger, who will prove they were cool despite that insipid "Sister Christian" song they put on vinyl.
Merry Christmas, folks.
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