Where the heck is jefftheshark?

[jefftheshark]

I've been looking around the different forums and noticed that I rarely see that s.o.b. around here anymore.

Not that I miss his stupid insights, which tended to be along the lines of "Who do you think is more likely to drink a piña colada - Pete Carroll or the red-headed dude on Modern Family?". Nor do I miss his silly commentary on important issues like "why in the hell are some of the damn seats at the UoP gray instead of red fer Christ's sakes!". So perhaps we're all better off not wondering where he went.

Anyway, the more I think about it I guess he's probably dead. Or at least he just smells that way.

JTS

 

[AzStevenCal]

I heard he wrote a best seller and his inflated shark head would no longer fit through the forum doors.

Steve

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Who ?!

 

[SoCal Cardfan]

I hear he got canceled after he jumped himself.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

I hear he got canceled after he jumped himself.

5/5

 

[Red Dawn]

I hear he bought a striped shirt and moved to Seattle.

 

[DeAnna]

I heard he wrote a best seller and his inflated shark head would no longer fit through the forum doors.

NO!!! Say it ain't so, Joe! That can't be true!

 

[Darkside]

I hear he got canceled after he jumped himself.

LOL, nice.

 

[Shane]

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Circling Ben Gardner's boat ?

Ripping a Xmas roast off a dock, and dragging a drunk into the ocean ?

Got three barrels in him and still is under the water ?

Following the US Indianapolis? Heard that two torpedoes slammed into her side and that was about a week ago.

 

[PortlandCardFan]

I just figured you were watching 'chuck norris' week....

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Circling Ben Gardner's boat ?

Ripping a Xmas roast off a dock, and dragging a drunk into the ocean ?

Got three barrels in him and still is under the water ?

Following the US Indianapolis? Heard that two torpedoes slammed into her side and that was about a week ago.

 

[Stout]

You're gonna need a bigger forum.

 

[MrYeahBut]

He sold out and is working for the man. They hired him to swim off the SoCal coast looking for evidence in the Natalie Wood murder investigation.

 

[Totally_Red]

You're gonna need a bigger forum.

 

[jefftheshark]

I heard that the jerk is now lurking about and reading the responses without commenting. Wassup wit dat?

I bet he's still butthurt over predicting that Warner would go down as the worst QB in Cardinal history, especially since he said this only last April. Or maybe it was his man-crush on Buster Davis and the Cards brutally unfair treatment of such a stellar talent like Him that which drove him underground (or is it underwater?)

Anyway, reading the comments above it is great to see that comedy is not dead on ASFN. Except for that jefftheshark dude who I never really understood. What's the darn deal anyway, is he serious or what? I mean a shark? I saw Jaws and believe me, that Quint fella wouldn't find his antics so amusing.

JTS

 

[WildBB]

I heard that the jerk is now lurking about and reading the responses without commenting. Wassup wit dat?

I bet he's still butthurt over predicting that Warner would go down as the worst QB in Cardinal history, especially since he said this only last April. Or maybe it was his man-crush on Buster Davis and the Cards brutally unfair treatment of such a stellar talent like Him that which drove him underground (or is it underwater?)

Anyway, reading the comments above it is great to see that comedy is not dead on ASFN. Except for that jefftheshark dude who I never really understood. What's the darn deal anyway, is he serious or what? I mean a shark? I saw Jaws and believe me, that Quint fella wouldn't find his antics so amusing.

JTS

Your pop up nfl draft last year was as classic as it's gets here.

 

[kerouac9]

I've been looking around the different forums and noticed that I rarely see that s.o.b. around here anymore.

Not that I miss his stupid insights, which tended to be along the lines of "Who do you think is more likely to drink a piña colada - Pete Carroll or the red-headed dude on Modern Family?". Nor do I miss his silly commentary on important issues like "why in the hell are some of the damn seats at the UoP gray instead of red fer Christ's sakes!". So perhaps we're all better off not wondering where he went.

Anyway, the more I think about it I guess he's probably dead. Or at least he just smells that way.

JTS

Seriously, though: Why are there gray seats at UofP? Why aren't they all red?

:trolling:

 

[MrYeahBut]

Seriously, though: Why are there gray seats at UofP? Why aren't they all red?

:trolling:

Seriously, I never really knew why the seats are like that. I remember some jokes about it but I must have been gone from the board when all that went down. I'm probably the only one here that doesn't get the joke.

Well... maybe JTS doesn't know either, owing to the size of a shark's brain...

'all he does is swim, eat and make baby sharks'

Sincerely,

Matt Hooper


.

 

[Mulli]

Seriously, though: Why are there gray seats at UofP? Why aren't they all red?

:trolling:

I figured they were dope Card fans wearing the wrong color shirt to the game.

 

[earthsci]

And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots

 

[Stout]

Seriously, though: Why are there gray seats at UofP? Why aren't they all red?

:trolling:

Duh...an homage to gray facemasks

 

[CardLogic]

He sold out and is working for the man. They hired him to swim off the SoCal coast looking for evidence in the Natalie Wood murder investigation.

About half the readers just went, "Huh?"

 

[Gaddabout]

Maybe his pen ran out of ink.

 

[conraddobler]

Poster lockout?

I for one can't wait until the regular posters are back, screw management.