Which NBA player are you like?

[arthurracoon]

Ben Wallace. Except I'm only 5'11

hey, dont worry about it. Im only 5'8 as big ben, as well

 

[Michael]

Jason Kidd.

Hey! Don't worry, honey!

 

[thirty-two]

I got Nash. LOL

I pass first and have little D

 

[TBaslim]

Raja Bell too...flattery will get a website anywhere.

 

[JS22]

Ray Allen.

I can do absolutely nothing aside from shoot 3's and knee people in the thigh as they're driving to the hoop.

 

[green machine]

I got Shane Battier. Makes sense. I don't suck, but I'm not that good either.

 

[JCSunsfan]

5'8" Oliver Miller.

There's a really great ball player in there somewhere.

 

[mribnik]

I put that I was a pass-first point guard and I got Allen Iverson.

 

[Nasser22]

I'm Chauncy Billups.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Tony Parker

That's a bit generous.

 

[Mainstreet]

Tony Parker

That's a bit generous.

Maybe not. But do you have Eva Longoria at home and Tim Duncan on the basketball court?

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

You need to go back and choose "athletic".

lol, so true. at least on the unathletic part for cheesebeef.

i got webber too. i'm sure mine is post-surgery.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Ray Allen.

I can do absolutely nothing aside from shoot 3's and knee people in the thigh as they're driving to the hoop.

cheesebeef, have you been posting as wastedfate all this time?

 

[Chaplin]

Am I the only one that's gotten Wade?

 

[Chaz]

I am Tim Duncan!

 

[jandaman]

Got Timmy Duncan!


hmm.. I'm pretty sure thats not right... haha.. I was thinkin Diaw or Odom..

 

[JS22]

cheesebeef, have you been posting as wastedfate all this time?

 

[Nash]

yess! I managed to get Steve Nash in my second attempt. At first I tried for Nash and got Chauncey (ugh!). Wonder how that happened - I filled in pass first, nice on-court demeanor, great passing...which of these even remotely matches Chauncey?

I then changed the following descriptions:
1. athletic to average
2. weight from average to light for the position

and got the Nash-man.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

i swear you just described cheese's entire game. he's an OUTSTANDING three point shooter. he's good generally, when he's on he can bomb from old school crazy thunder dan majerle range. i am not kidding.

but he's a terrible athlete. no lateral movement. hence the old knee in the thigh trick. if you're one of his brothers (which i am) that means you also usually get a bear hug as well. he plays dirtier with me and he-who-won't-post.

 

[Mulli]

Ha Seung Jin? He must be really good.

 

[Alan]

Gilbert Arenas!

 

[nathan]

Ha Seung Jin? He must be really good.

He's one of the best in Korea.

 

[Lars the Red]

Billy Paultz.



Okay, I didn't actually do the questionare, but I actually got called that once when I was playing in college. I rolled a sweet hook shot, I was white (still am), I was 6'8" and 250, and I couldn't stop on the break to save my life, so I charged a lot.

Billy freakin' Paultz is who the announcer compared me to. The freakin' Whopper. Oh the humanity!

 

[BigDavis75]

I got Raja Bell, there must only be like 50 outcomes or something because I started with a C and got Tracy McGrady when I was doing one for fun.

 

[Errntknght]

Did anyone try giving the exact same answers twice to see if that always resulted in the same 'comparison' player.