1) Oakland Raiders - Yeah we got the tuck rule thanks to you ass clowns
2) Boston Celtics - You've won like 16 championships, how about a nice cup of **** for the next 100 years?
3) Buffalo Sabers - Brett Hull's foot was in the crease, so what?
4) Phoenix Suns - Good lord, what happened to my city? Should Tampax open their processing facility on 7th Ave or what?
5) Dallas Mavericks - You sucked for like 50 years, you don't deserve any breaks
2) Boston Celtics - You've won like 16 championships, how about a nice cup of **** for the next 100 years?
3) Buffalo Sabers - Brett Hull's foot was in the crease, so what?
4) Phoenix Suns - Good lord, what happened to my city? Should Tampax open their processing facility on 7th Ave or what?
5) Dallas Mavericks - You sucked for like 50 years, you don't deserve any breaks