Who does most of the cooking in your home?

[LVG]

I am banned, by law in 18 states (and some judges have agreed that EPA regulations apply as well since the end product is considered "toxic" and "detrimental to human health and the environment" per 19 CFR) from entering any kitchen at any time and using any utensil in a "cooking or chef like manner" (EPA v lvgentleman - 9th Circuit Court, 1998) due to the inevitable disastrous consequences that will occur.

Reference the famous cold cereal explosion of western Nebraska in '96 - that was me.

 

[Linderbee]

I am banned, by law in 18 states (and some judges have agreed that EPA regulations apply as well since the end product is considered "toxic" and "detrimental to human health and the environment" per 19 CFR) from entering any kitchen at any time and using any utensil in a "cooking or chef like manner" (EPA v lvgentleman - 9th Circuit Court, 1998) due to the inevitable disastrous consequences that will occur.

Reference the famous cold cereal explosion of western Nebraska in '96 - that was me.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

My woman does.

From 14 to 25 I cared about breasts, butts, and the curves of the woman's body.


From 25 to current day I care about the amount of talking involved, and cooking skills. My (now wife) is beautiful, but she is also pretty quiet, and cooks really well.

And remember guys, looks fade, but cooking only gets better.

Taco Meatloaf! Awesome!

I can cook stereotypical Italian pasta stuff, I can broil a good steak, and am decent on the grill. But why bother when my wifre's cooking is "Totally awesome"