Well, if today is the day to act craptastic, then so be it:
I think each and every one of ya's needs a fricking life, and if your bosses knew how much time you spent on this board I'm sure you'd get fired from your crappy, minimium wage jobs. Writing on a message board isn't an occupation, people! Geesh! And if you really want to know more about a football team than you do about your own families then you should at least cheer on a frickin' winner like the 'Hawks, or '9ers, or Rams. For the love of God people, you make me sick! The best part of all of you ran down your momma's leg!!!!
Eh, didn't feel as good as I thought it would.
P.S.- for the people who can't read between the lines, I'm totally kidding.