Worst Movie Line Thread

[Superbone]

"I have to return some videotapes."

 

[AzStevenCal]

Die Hard: "Just the FAX, ma'am... Just the FAX."

Die Hard 2.

"Manny... Bring me everyone."
"What do you mean everyone?"
"EVERYONE!!!"

I'm pretty sure that's "Benny, bring me everyone". Unless he says it twice in the longer version of The Professional?

"I have to return some videotapes."

I've heard the line (and I've seen a meme for it) but I've never paid any attention to the source? I was going to guess Clerks but I think I'd remember it if that were the case.

 

[Covert Rain]

You saw that movie? Is it a guilty pleasure?

More like morbid curiosity. The press and everyone said how epically bad it was. I had to see for myself. It didn’t disappoint.

 

[Superbone]

Die Hard 2.



I'm pretty sure that's "Benny, bring me everyone". Unless he says it twice in the longer version of The Professional?



I've heard the line (and I've seen a meme for it) but I've never paid any attention to the source? I was going to guess Clerks but I think I'd remember it if that were the case.

Yeah, you're right, it's Benny. The videotapes line is from American Psycho.

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[Phrazbit]

"You're out of your mind"

"Yeah, ain't it cool!"

The movie in question is loaded with terrible lines.

 

[AzStevenCal]

"You're out of your mind"

"Yeah, ain't it cool!"

The movie in question is loaded with terrible lines.

And yet, still one of my favorites. I'm not much of a Christian Slater fan but Travolta and Samantha appeal.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Yeah, you're right, it's Benny. The videotapes line is from American Psycho.

Oh man, that's a long ways from Clerks. I tend to avoid movies with words such as "Psycho" in the title so I missed this one.

 

[devilalum]

There’s this scene at the end of Barfly where the female lead says,”I know you need this.” I remember a collective groan from the theater. Every event leading up to that point illustrates this line but then the director or writer felt they had to drive it home. It was horrible.


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[Superbone]

Oh man, that's a long ways from Clerks. I tend to avoid movies with words such as "Psycho" in the title so I missed this one.

I haven't seen it either. A guy from work always uses that line whenever somebody has to leave work for one reason or another.

 

[Raze]

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned:

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters."

 

[Chaplin]

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned:

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters."

I don’t think the line is bad, it’s the delivery that is horrible.

I thought the line where Luke compares the exhaust port on the Death Star to blasting womp rats back home was much worse.

 

[Bert]

"It was a ship of dreams to everyone else, but to me it was a slave ship taking me back to America in chains."

 

[AzStevenCal]

"It was a ship of dreams to everyone else, but to me it was a slave ship taking me back to America in chains."

You must do me this honor. Promise me you will survive, that you will never give up. No matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now and never let go of that promise.

 

[AZ Native]

Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

Except in Utah, then it was "draw me like one of your French girls with clothes on".

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

"Death by stereo!"--Cory Haim, Lost Boys.

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[LoyaltyisaCurse]

"Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an cornholio!"---Stephen King, Maximum Overdrive

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[AzStevenCal]

"Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an *******!"---Stephen King, Maximum Overdrive

We rented that movie when it first hit VHS. You want to know what I remember from it? Absolutely nothing other than I lost my movie selection privileges for a while.

 

[oaken1]

We rented that movie when it first hit VHS. You want to know what I remember from it? Absolutely nothing other than I lost my movie selection privileges for a while.

come on...dude getting beat to death by the soda machine is classic

 

[AzStevenCal]

come on...dude getting beat to death by the soda machine is classic

Maybe but when you've seen one soda machine run amok...

 

[GatorAZ]

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[LoyaltyisaCurse]

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Lmao!

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

I’ll admit I cheated. I used google.
X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else

Just watched this movie with the kids last night and was going to post this:

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[AzStevenCal]

Me and Jed, we're all used up.

 

[AZ Native]

My wife was watching this again so I thought I would throw this out there. Yeah I know it is an old thread.

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