Worst Movies of 2004

[mdamien13]

I had Van Helsing and Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid as my two worst movies of 2004 but they didn't even make the list for Scott Foy, Ain't It Cool News' resident reviewer of craptastic films.

It's amazing the kind of movies that some people think to make. I thought these were all funny reads and proof that you, too, can make a film and get it released in Blockbusters around the world.

#5 - Creature Unknown

#4 - Scarecrow Gone Wild

#3 - Peter Rottentail

#2 - 666: The Demon Child (This one was filmed in Arizona starring local actors)

#1 - S.I.C.K.

I haven't seen any of these but I'm thinking I might just have to.

 

[Chaplin]

#1b: The Village

 

[vince56]

catwoman

 

[mdamien13]

catwoman

did you actually see this? I have seen lines of dialogue from that movie and I thought they were joking but it turns out they were actual lines.

 

[CaptTurbo]

#1b: The Village

And Alexander. 2 huge disappointments

 

[mdamien13]

For more mainstream picks than Scott Foy's, Film Threat's picks are located HERE.

For what it's worth, I liked Resident Evil: Apocalypse as a fan of the video games, since it was basically a live action version of several cut scenes from the games.

 

[JPlay]

Village was good, I didn't expect the fact that the creatures were fake. Darkness had a sh*tty ending and Alexander was weird in a gay way.

 

[Stout]

The Village was faaaar too predictable. It was quite clear almost from the beginning that it was 1984 Colonial style. Ah well.

 

[JerkFace]

Village was good, I didn't expect the fact that the creatures were fake. Darkness had a sh*tty ending and Alexander was weird in a gay way.

i was just getting ready to watch the village and i figured i would check out some stuff on the net first......thanks for the SPOILER ALERT.

 

[Brown_Blood]

Anchorman. I usually enjoy Will Ferrell's SNL stuff and the few movies he's been in, but this one just didn't seem all that funny. The jokes were too forced. Elf was a much better movie if you're looking for a funny flick.

 

[Lefty]

The Alamo.

 

[O]

The Alamo.

One of the few movies I didn't bother watching until the end. Just bad.

 

[Pariah]

Anchorman. I usually enjoy Will Ferrell's SNL stuff and the few movies he's been in, but this one just didn't seem all that funny. The jokes were too forced. Elf was a much better movie if you're looking for a funny flick.

I thought that was the funniest movie of the year. I just went out and bought the DVD and my wife agreed.

I guess we were meant for each other (my wife and I, not Brown_Blood).

 

[Renz]

Village was good, I didn't expect the fact that the creatures were fake. Darkness had a sh*tty ending and Alexander was weird in a gay way.

I was going to rent The Village. Thanks.

 

[Brown_Blood]

I thought that was the funniest movie of the year. I just went out and bought the DVD and my wife agreed.

I guess we were meant for each other (my wife and I, not Brown_Blood).

....Oh wait. Your wife and you. Got it. Whew!

 

[cardsunsfan]

Village was good, I didn't expect the fact that the creatures were fake. Darkness had a sh*tty ending and Alexander was weird in a gay way.

I just rented it, I was going to watch it tonight

 

[Hordispack]

Anchorman. Will Fareels great but this is awful. Not funny just plain stupid...and he wrote it. Doubly embarassing.