you know your a hopeless cardinal fan when...

[clif]

When you scour the internet for any all news pertaining to the Cardinals even if it means reading the same article rehashed in different forms hoping to gleam some sort of positive vibe.

 

[artp]

When you blame yourself for the latest heartbreaking Cardinal loss because your Cardinal helmet (which sits atop the TV year round) was facing the wrong direction in the 4th quarter.

 

[Mulli]

When you blame yourself for the latest heartbreaking Cardinal loss because your Cardinal helmet (which sits atop the TV year round) was facing the wrong direction in the 4th quarter.

You immediately turn off the radio or television or computer you were following the game on because something bad happened in an effort to change the Cards' luck.

 

[PrescottLooie]

you know your a hopeless cardinal fan when...

In May, after the draft, you begin the chant "hey guys, this is the year"

 

[Treefiddy]

My ex girlfriend's 16 year old son told me last year "every year you say the Cards will be better next year, and every year you're wrong."

I figure one of these years like a broken clock I gotta be right?

I got two:

When you try and compare NFL teams to broken clocks to give yourself some hope.

Or when you break up with a girlfriend because her kid makes fun of the Cardinals.

I'm right there with you though on the broken clock thing. They gotta be good at some point.

 

[Gambit]

You know you're a hopeless Cardinal fan when you have more reasons for being a Cardinal fan than the team has wins in its history.

 

[Wild Card]

You know you're a hopeless Cardinals fan when...

... you vote for the Cards' Ken Whisenhunt as the most-likely of 2007's new head coaches to make the playoffs, over two new HCs with teams that made the playoffs last year.

(I didn't.)

WC

 

[BigRedRage]

Please do. My boss, a bears fan, bought a Cardinals red truck. I told him it was further proof of his support for the Big Red.

theres a bear fan here who owns larry fitz red bmw

 

[BigRedRage]

When you cannot date a girl simply for being a cowboy fan and you trash on her so much that even when you try they leave you anyway.

 

[Hollywood]

You know you are a hopeless Cardinals fan when you do extensive research to find proof that there is a curse so you can find a way to cure it.

 

[Gambit]

You know you are a hopeless Arizona Cardinals fan when, every now and again, you wake up at 3 AM on Tuesday morning screaming "forward progress was stopped! Get Hester! RACKERS!" before once again returning to the realm of sleep.

 

[PoolBoy]

you know you are a hopeless Cardinal fan when you watch the Denny press conference and actually believe the Bears were who we thought they were.

 

[Hollywood]

you know you are a hopeless Cardinal fan when you watch the Denny press conference and actually believe the Bears were who we thought they were.

 

[Mulli]

you know you are a hopeless Cardinal fan when you watch the Denny press conference and actually believe the Bears were who we thought they were.

 

[Feeble Mcjackson]

You own a Neil Rackers jersey

 

[Brighteyes]

It's late in the season, the Cards haven't won in a month, and now must win the last 4 games to host a playoff game --

-- and you shell out $400 just in case.

 

[CtCardinals78]

When you make your one year old son wear a Cardinals Jersey everygame day just so the tradition of misery passes on to another generation.

 

[Red Dawn]

You know you are a hopeless Cardinal fan when you are proud to own a McCown jersey, you don't care about Graves management record or the Bidwill's multi-generational losing percentage, a winless preseason is no big deal, and a 3rd round bust is no reason to commit seppuku.

Its a brand new season and we haven't lost a game yet. This is the year!!!!

wooooohoooooo

 

[artp]

This is the Year!

 

[Hollywood]

This is the Year!

or next year is the year.