You KNOW you're a Cardinals fan when....

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I'm sure this has been done before, but I thought it might be a fun way to help pass two weeks!

I'll start with a few I thought of:

You know you're a Cardinals fan when...


...your largest load of laundry every week is the REDS!

...you've had pets named Jake, Pat, Fitz, Tillman, or Boldin (to name a few)

...you & your best man had coordinated Cardinals socks (that did NOT go with the wedding colors)!

abomb & dcr:
 

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You never talk trash until the game is over and if someone does you tell them to be quiet cause they might jinx them
 

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1) when you buy your dog a Cardinal collar, leash and a personalized Cardinal dog jersey

2) you boss comes up to you before the season starts and hands you the current Cards season schedule and asks you to let her know now which away games you will be attending so she can adequately staff the office in your absence
 
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1) when you buy your dog a Cardinal collar, leash and a personalized Cardinal dog jersey

2) you boss comes up to you before the season starts and hands you the current Cards season schedule and asks you to let her know now which away games you will be attending so she can adequately staff the office in your absence

Hahahahaha...we actually found a Cardinals jersey and cheerleader outfit out here in Orange County for our Chiweenie.
 

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When you're at the Mayor's ball, a black tie event, and you rock a Cardinal red tux, much to the chagrin of your wife and friends.

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When you're a native Texan, and back in the day the curse of the Cardinals called to you at a young age, and you convinced your father who is a Cowboy fan that you had to have the St. Louis 'football' Cardinal uniform only available through the Sears Roebuck catalog lol
 

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Nice, Jet, nice!!!
 

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Nice, Jet, nice!!!

Represent man... I remember getting jumped in high school by a score of Cowboy fans because the Cardinals beat them in Dallas and Pat Tilley spiked the ball before reaching the endzone but they gave the Card's the TD and why the hell not since there was not a Cowboy 10 yards from him :)
 

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You're looking into whether it is possible to hire the flag boys to wave the Cardinals flags when you walk out of the church after just being married.

Seriously.
 

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When you are in the emergency room with you son on a Sunday morning, he's about to be admitted, and we are both on the phone with Direct TV to get the game on his phone so we can watch it.
 

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I thought u are a Cardinal fans when u are having a succesfull season but after the next Loss u see everything dark
 

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.....when you have to take your blood pressure medication during a game.

.....when you see a Cardinals license plate and pump your fist and say "Homie!"

.....when you drive by UoP and get a lump in your throat.

......when you know who Marcus is.
 

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In the past:

When you hope Preston Parsons is the answer at QB.

Today:

When you visit ASFN 10+ times a day.

Future:

When you hope and pray you can still see Cardinals' games from heaven.
 

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When your standing in line at UofP, only to see an open sink, wondering why its not being used as a urinal...

The good ole days.

PS- when you consistently find yourself googling names like adrian murrell, jamir miller, eric swan, cory chase, johnny johnson, ron moore, tom knight, etc. to see what they look like now/what they are doing.
 

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In the past:

When you hope Preston Parsons is the answer at QB.

Today:

When you visit ASFN 10+ times a day.

Future:

When you hope and pray you can still see Cardinals' games from heaven.

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