Way too Early 2024 Cardinals Record Prediction post schedule release

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

1. L -@Bills
2. W-Rams
3. W- Lions
4. W-Commanders
5. L-@49ers
6. L - @Packers
7. W-Chargers
8. L-@Dolphins
9. W-Bears
10. W-Jets
12. W- @Seahawks
13. L-@Vikings
14. W-Seahawks
15. W-Patriots
16. W-Panthers
17. L-@Rams
18. W-49ers

11 wins

Three 3 game winning streaks. That would be fun.

 

[PACardsFan]

I’m definitely more optimistic than my 2-15 prediction last season

I do not like our schedule. We will be a beat up team going into the easier(not easy) part of our schedule.

It’s hard to recover when you limp to the end. We just don’t have the depth as of yet.

We have significantly more depth than this franchise has EVER had. Injuries will happen, they always do. But, we are far better positioned to overcome them THIS year than at least the last 5 years. Not even the BA teams had the depth this team has. He just had a more talented starting unit.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

We have significantly more depth than this franchise has EVER had. Injuries will happen, they always do. But, we are far better positioned to overcome them THIS year than at least the last 5 years. Not even the BA teams had the depth this team has. He just had a more talented starting unit.

Where’s the wr depth?

 

[Krangodnzr]

8-9(3rd place)

Damn, Rams 4th place?

 

[Crimson Warrior]

I think we'll start out kind of slow but finish strong as this new roster builds chemistry! 9-8!

Ground and pound will keep us in most games and we'll look dangerous by the end of the year!

 

[CardNots]

I think we'll start out kind of slow but finish strong as this new roster builds chemistry! 9-8!

Ground and pound will keep us in most games and we'll look dangerous by the end of the year!

Health will determine a good year versus another top 10 pick. I don’t think experienced depth is here yet.

 

[Krangodnzr]

For some reason, I think this is a surprise 9 win season.

 

[SECTION 11]

For some reason, I think this is a surprise 9 win season.

Anything less than 9 would feel disappointing.

 

[mojorizen7]

Damn, Rams 4th place?

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[Chris_Sanders]

This team went 3-4 with Kyler Murray and a way worse roster. Plus they should have won the final game so I will say 10-7.

This guy is smoking something. 8 wins is peak performance for this team.

 

[Dback Jon]

This guy is smoking something. 8 wins is peak performance for this team.

He's a total idiot. Hopefully he didn't bet anything on a 10-win season

 

[Dback Jon]

8-9 tops

 

[PACardsFan]

So, at midnight tonight, I have to start a clear liquid diet for my colonoscopy on Wednesday. I equate the next 24+ hours of broth, popsicles, and jello to watching preseason football lol. Can’t wait until 9/8, as real football gets me back to eating ribs, wings, and pasta!

 

[Chris_Sanders]

He's a total idiot. Hopefully he didn't bet anything on a 10-win season

My understanding is he hates future bets. At best it's a 6 month loan to the casino

 

[Dback Jon]

My understanding is he hates future bets. At best it's a 6 month loan to the casino

So only a semi-idiot!

 

[kerouac9]

So, at midnight tonight, I have to start a clear liquid diet for my colonoscopy on Wednesday. I equate the next 24+ hours of broth, popsicles, and jello to watching preseason football lol. Can’t wait until 9/8, as real football gets me back to eating ribs, wings, and pasta!

The actually colonoscopy will approach what the 2024-5 Arizona Cardinals season will probably feel like.

My understanding is he hates future bets. At best it's a 6 month loan to the casino

Boo! Futures bets are fun AF.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

The actually colonoscopy will approach what the 2024-5 Arizona Cardinals season will probably feel like.

That's awesome because mine was a wonderful nap that left me refreshed.

And a ton of farting.

 

[Shane]

My understanding is he hates future bets. At best it's a 6 month loan to the casino

1000% worst investment EVER

 

[tennis-player]

So, at midnight tonight, I have to start a clear liquid diet for my colonoscopy on Wednesday. I equate the next 24+ hours of broth, popsicles, and jello to watching preseason football lol. Can’t wait until 9/8, as real football gets me back to eating ribs, wings, and pasta!

The doctor for my last colonoscopy told me, that as far as he was concerned, beer was a clear liquid. I doubt that there are many doctors with that opinion.

 

[CardNots]

So, at midnight tonight, I have to start a clear liquid diet for my colonoscopy on Wednesday. I equate the next 24+ hours of broth, popsicles, and jello to watching preseason football lol. Can’t wait until 9/8, as real football gets me back to eating ribs, wings, and pasta!

Interesting as I have had at least 4 colonoscopies and never had to fast other than 12:01 am the morning of. 3 different doctors. Good for you doing them!

 

[oaken1]

1000% worst investment EVER

spoken like a man who has never had a colonoscopy

 

[RON_IN_OC]

So, at midnight tonight, I have to start a clear liquid diet for my colonoscopy on Wednesday. I equate the next 24+ hours of broth, popsicles, and jello to watching preseason football lol. Can’t wait until 9/8, as real football gets me back to eating ribs, wings, and pasta!

Hey, I've got a colonoscopy on Wednesday, too. Cheers to a liquid diet and everyone staying out of our way to the bathroom the next couple of days.

 

[Shane]

spoken like a man who has never had a colonoscopy

I’ve had 2 alrwady

 

[Chris_Sanders]

I’ve had 2 alrwady

My last one he said don't come back til I am past 55.

 

[Shane]

My last one he said don't come back til I am past 55.

Yep, mine too 55 is my go back