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    Our franchise QB

    Rob Base prediction: Joy and pain, sunshine and rain
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    Our franchise QB

    I didn’t say (get rid of kyler) that. I said we would get the same results out of numerous cheaper quarterbacks. Kliff sucking, Keim sucking and Kyler sucking are not mutually exclusive options.
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    Our franchise QB

    I can try to dig a swimming pool with a spoon. Just because the spoon is bedazzled and I over paid for it doesn’t mean my Walmart Oneida faux silver spoon wouldn’t be just as effective at doing a sh!tty job digging a swimming pool…
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    Our franchise QB

    There’s a pile of poop but one of the turds is kinda shiny
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    Our franchise QB

    I can name a shitload that cost a lot less who wouldn’t guide the cardinals to much worse…
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    What is your feeling if Cardinals move to another City?

    My reaction would be the same as if I won a billion dollar lottery, Scarlett Johansson started blowing up my private messages, I got drafted in the first round of the 2023 NFL draft or any other thing that is also not going to happen ever.
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    Cardinals at Vikings gameday thread 10-30-22

    Wasted timeout and extra point loom large
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    Cardinals at Vikings gameday thread 10-30-22

    How is that not a penslty
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    Cardinals at Vikings gameday thread 10-30-22

    Why have we been squandering this guy behind the LOS
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    Cardinals at Vikings gameday thread 10-30-22

    This blouse. Yes this is definitely the blouse to wear on TV for my sideline reporting job today.
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    Saints at Cardinals gameday thread 10-20-22

    CoD, like EA and Madden, has been recycling the same tired **** for a decade. I wouldn’t look there for inspiration
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    Saints at Cardinals gameday thread 10-20-22

    Did you post that before or after two plays running parallel to the LOS in the red zone
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    OT Justin Fields is so bad it's embarassing

    It’s the way it *used* to be. Trade pubs have been lamenting the decline of the buying power and importance of 18-34 for years. Sure, the lifetime spend of a 18-34 year old and brand loyalty is still important but the significance of it has diminished significantly relative to the rapidly...
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    OT Justin Fields is so bad it's embarassing

    The viewership comparison looks good until you compare it to a non pandemic recovery year. The “coveted 18-34 year old” trope is a holdover from the Mad Men days. By 2010 50+ age group was spending something like 2.5 times the “coveted” 18-34 year olds. IMHO amazons TNF started out well but...
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    Cardinals at Seahawks gameday thread 10-16-22

    I always hated season overlap in the "big 4" professional sports. That's why I have so much respect for the Cardinal organization's consistent efforts to end their season by the start of the NHL season.
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    Good times

    We are the cardinals. We slide a half yard short of putting a father in law on his butt.
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    Eagles at Cardinals gameday thread 10-9-22

    HAH you are TOTALLY WRONG. 1st down -2 yards!
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    Eagles at Cardinals gameday thread 10-9-22

    No, it’s a terribly underthrown ball at TWO defenders
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    Eagles at Cardinals gameday thread 10-9-22

    While English Nah, the cardinals are probably (unconfirmed) an after my lifetime team
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    Eagles at Cardinals gameday thread 10-9-22

    The pass *was* open, it’s just thrown about 10 yards short
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    Cardinals at Panthers gameday thread 10-2-22

    Hmmm, watch football on the screened in porch in gorgeous 74 degree weather or go to the basement and put the game on in the background…,
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    Cardinals at Panthers gameday thread 10-2-22

    I don’t know about you guys but I’m getting battle hawk season tickets
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    Cardinals at Panthers gameday thread 10-2-22

    Note to self: play action hand off fakes do not work out if the shotgun when the entire defense can see seven yards deep in to the backfield
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    Cardinals at Panthers gameday thread 10-2-22

    4th and inches let’s run shotgun because that’s how badly Murray limits the offense
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    Cardinals at Panthers gameday thread 10-2-22

    Not like we haven’t been locked in to a **** show as fans for decades (except Saint Warner). How long are se currently screwed with new contracts? I only have so many years left in the can and I don’t want to use up all my optimism years before I die
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