at least Elvis, the st. louis icon that he is, dictates things pretty clearly
i'm going to start using "slow clap it out" for a whole bunch of things now .... i can't unsee the video, so i might as well get some good use of it
for example, I'm going to head to the bathroom ... I hope my wife doesn't find it odd when clapping emerges from behind the door
also tonight is trash night ... i'm going to request a slow clap as I take out the bins - this will be our new weekly tradition
if the rams had fans, they'd surely be mortified by this
and remember ... you only get loud on 3rd downs