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[Ryanwb]

Freddy Got Fingered

(Comic Book guy voice) Worst movie EVER!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Worse than Ishtar?

 

[Ryanwb]

Maybe Mike will chime in and tell us if it was worse than "From Justin to Kelly"

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Worse than Ishtar?

Ishtar atleast had some Oscar winners in it

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Maybe Mike will chime in and tell us if it was worse than "From Justin to Kelly"

You aren't allowed to use that joke against me...that's reserved for only BIM and FischerKing....



Mike

 

[Chaplin]

I thought Titanic was the worst movie ever.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Daddy would you like some sausage?

I thought Freddie Got Fingered was hilarious - I can't tell you how hard I laughed when that little kid ran up to the car, tripped, slamming his head and got back up covered in blood - bad taste at it's peak!

 

[DevonCardsFan]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
Daddy would you like some sausage?

I thought Freddie Got Fingered was hilarious - I can't tell you how hard I laughed when that little kid ran up to the car, tripped, slamming his head and got back up covered in blood - bad taste at it's peak!

I laugh at Freddy Got Fingered, I thing Get Shorty is the worst movie by far

 

[Assface]

You're all wrong. Roadie is the worst movie ever. You would think that any movie staring Meatloaf would be a classic, but no, this movie sucked beyond comprehension. Thanks to horrible writing, bad acting and a stupid plot this movie was not even close to being enternaining. This might be the only movie I've ever seen that has absolutely no redeeming value.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Floridacard
You're all wrong. Roadie is the worst movie ever. You would think that any movie staring Meatloaf would be a classic, but no, this movie sucked beyond comprehension. Thanks to horrible writing, bad acting and a stupid plot this movie was not even close to being enternaining. This might be the only movie I've ever seen that has absolutely no redeeming value.

have you ever seen HARD ROCK ZOMBIES?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
have you ever seen HARD ROCK ZOMBIES?

No, but I have seen (can't remember the exact title) Redneck Zombies. Anyone know the correct title? One of the main redneck zombies name is Ferd Mert.

How about a quick synopsis of HARD ROCK ZOMBIES. That sounds like a great combo. Should I see it?

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Floridacard
No, but I have seen (can't remember the exact title) Redneck Zombies. Anyone know the correct title? One of the main redneck zombies name is Ferd Mert.

How about a quick synopsis of HARD ROCK ZOMBIES. That sounds like a great combo. Should I see it?

It's the story of a Hard Rock group that goes into this hick town for a gig. The hicks murder the rock group and their groupie/girlfriend goes to their garve site and as tribute to them plays their music - upon hearing their music, the group is brought back from the dead to exact revenge on the town's people - and there is a huge whopper of a twist at the end that is so far out of left field, that it makes this flick easily one of my favorites of all time even though it is so horrendously awful. Good luck finding it, and if you do tell me how I can get a hold of it.

It is kind of an interesting concept - I mean there aren't many movies where the zombies are in essence the good guys and the humans are the scum who you root for to die.

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
It's the story of a Hard Rock group that goes into this hick town for a gig. The hicks murder the rock group and their groupie/girlfriend goes to their garve site and as tribute to them plays their music - upon hearing their music, the group is brought back from the dead to exact revenge on the town's people - and there is a huge whopper of a twist at the end that is so far out of left field, that it makes this flick easily one of my favorites of all time even though it is so horrendously awful. Good luck finding it, and if you do tell me how I can get a hold of it.

It is kind of an interesting concept - I mean there aren't many movies where the zombies are in essence the good guys and the humans are the scum who you root for to die.

That sounds familiar. I think one of my friends actually owns a copy of that. I'll have to check.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Floridacard
That sounds familiar. I think one of my friends actually owns a copy of that. I'll have to check.

OMG - if true - I'll send money for a copy of it.

 

[Yuma]

I love horror movies, even cheesy ones, but a movie called Basket Case has got to be the WORST movie ever!! Picture a basketball shaped freak with no legs and grotesk features raping a chubby naked girl whose acting was worse than any porn scene I have ever seen. If you do watch it, you will agree with me!!!

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by Yuma
I love horror movies, even cheesy ones, but a movie called Basket Case has got to be the WORST movie ever!! Picture a basketball shaped freak with no legs and grotesk features raping a chubby naked girl whose acting was worse than any porn scene I have ever seen. If you do watch it, you will agree with me!!!

Seen it. It was on Showtime like 10000 times in the 80's. Didn't the thing get carried around in a picnic basket or something???

 

[Chaplin]

There's a great special edition DVD of Basket Case that you can pick up for 10 bucks online. (I have yet to get it, but it's very high on my list)

 

[mdamien13]

House of the Dead. Hands down. I started a threat to voice my utter hatred at this film and astonishment at the ineptness displayed by everybody involved with it.

http://www.arizonasportsfans.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18055

My runner up is definitely Pinata: Survival Island. There's a hilarious review of it here:

http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/archives/nowff/foy_0203n.html

I met Lloyd Kaufman and to thank me for my support of Troma he gave me a copy of Redneck Zombies on DVD. Would you believe the director has gone on to be a fairly accomplished documetary and music video director!?!

Basket Case is a guilty pleasure. Stop motion never gets old for me.

 

[schutd]

Sorry, youre all wrong.

Basketcase was hilarious. How could that be the worst movie ever???

SPEED 2.

 

[Chaplin]

Come on.

Freddy Got Fingered
Caddyshack II
Beaches
Batman and Robin
Man of the House
Snow Day
Glen or Glenda
Teen Wolf 2
Glitter
Crossroads

 

[schutd]

Glitter is a good choice. But Im sticking with SPEED 2. Wild Things is close too.

 

[Chaplin]

Speed 2 is a good choice. But I give any movie kudos when it allows Willem Dafoe to ham it up. So that is the reason why it isn't ranked at THE worst by me.

 

[Cheesebeef]

I'm adding DREAMCATCHER into the discussion - horrible acting/writing/directing and story - that movie was a wretched piece of crap.

 

[Renz]

Armageddon

 

[Krangodnzr]

City of the Dead (?)

Maybe, mdamien has seen it. By far the worst movie I've ever seen, which of course makes it one of the best.

The story starts with a mysterious airplane landing at the airport confused: ). The national guard, the local police, and other law enforcement agencies are cautiously waiting outside confused: ). All of a sudden, about 60 zombies run off the plane and kill everyone!confused: )