Amare is looking for a new nickname...

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how about no stupid nickname. why does every player have to have a nickname. some are natural, but most are forced. don't force it gang.
 

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MJ was OK for jordan, scottie for pippen, kobe is used much more than mamba. I dont know why amare thinks he needs a special name. When somebody refers to a player as amare or stat, EVERYONE knows who that is. Amare should just let his play do the talking, its has been plenty loud lately.
 

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I always thought Black Jesus was the best.

Nothing wrong with plain old "Amare" though. It's rare enough that he can embrace it as solo name ala Madonna/Prince/Cher/etc
 

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I thought Jesus was black.

:)

Actually he was hebrew, a jew. Amare doesnt actually conjure up visions of jesus. I expect many christians would thinks its a bit arrogant to compare or call yourself what they view as God. If he scores 49 grabs 11 boards and gets 6 asst and 5 steals, I dont care if he calls himself camel dung.
 

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Just Amare. And have the jersey changed to say amare instead of stoudemire.
 

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How about

'That One'

works several ways.
 

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That is almost as dumb as Black Mamba.
 

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I'd go with Nightmare. I assume that is what most bigs have the night before they play him.

I agree. I think way back when I wanted his nickname to be Nightmare (or The Nightmare) as well. It could be a play on his first name if a French pronunciation is not used.

Anyway, it appears we do not have much traction. :)
 
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I once heard EJ say that the reason most opponents fear amare is that they are afraid of being posterized on ESPN, so they freeze just for a second fearing that they will be posterized.

So how about the "postermaker", or "posterizer".

Or he could be called the "predator" like in shartzeneggars movie, he just moves faster than destroys his opponent. the problem with predator is that it has another meaning with a bad connotation.
 
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I once heard EJ say that the reason most opponents fear amare is that they are afraid of being posterized on ESPN, so they freeze just for a second fearing that they will be posterized.

So how about the "postermaker", or "posterizer".

Or he could be called the "predator" like in shartzeneggars movie, he just moves faster than destroys his opponent. the problem with predator is that it has another meaning with a bad connotation.

Just a play off yours...

Cheeser, making other players say Cheese as he posterizes them.

I knew a couple kids with the nickname Cheese growing up.
 
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by teh way i think Sun Tzu is way lame...

but like the nickname Mamba and Hibatchi
 

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