Applebee's Will Save Us With $1 Long Island Iced Teas

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"Applebee's Will Save Us With $1 Long Island Iced Teas
You know, I feel like I say this often here on this dumb weekly news round-up, but: Golly, it's been a week hasn't it? The procession of men who have used their position in life to sexually exploit, harass and exclude women grows longer and longer. A war criminal killed himself in the courtroom with poison as he was sentenced to 20 years in prison. A tax bill in the senate threatens to undermine the foundations of American society. And, as the year comes to a close, it's hard to see any of this getting better in the next.

Late is the hour of our doom, and yet in the final moments a savior appears: Starting in December Applebee's will offer $1 Long Island Iced Teas. What better antidote to our collective malaise that an unholy combination of vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and a splash of coke. All to be had for a single dollar.

Corporations and the wealthy wish to expand their wealth at the expense of the middle class. But at least Applebee's is willing to placate the masses at a price that cannot be beat. And we will oblige them."




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Substitute 'Long Island' with 'Russian' and it'll be way more applicable!
 
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Substitute 'Long Island' with 'Russian' and it'll be way more applicable!
Iced tea without booze is blah. Thus Long Island Iced Tea is superior.

$ 1.00/each

For the entire month of December, customers can purchase a Long Island Iced Tea — made with vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix — for just $1.

Then call Uber/Lyft/Red Cap.

I missed out on October's Dollaritas.
 

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They're going to need some extra mop buckets to soak up all that puke on the floor.
 

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I have no problem with their food. The service go so bad we quit going.

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Im sure a lot of people do. Thats why theyre still in business. I dont. Im not a fan of bar food and thats why I said if you drink enough......:beer:
 

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