I look NOTHING like Jesse Ventura.
Kim says I mostly look like James Denton (from Desperate Housewives.....hell if I know, I've never seen it) or Hugh Jackman.
My friends used to always say the perfect person to cast me (personality wise) is Sam Elliot.
Linderbee could be cast by Rachel Ray,
Jersey is Courtney Love, edit: that other blonde that someone posted on here (Deanna I think) is more accurate,
Donald I suppose could be Tim McGraw (just more metro),
Adam Sandler for Abomb is spot on,
DCR is no Vin Deisel... (I gotta think on that one awhile..drawing a blank),
Jon looks more like Jesse Ventura,
Dom Deluise for Cardinals Ken is perfect,
GEE should be that dude from HBO's Entourage,
Kim is DEFINITELY Meg Ryan,
40yearfan should be played by Billy Bob Thornton with a beard,
...and I'm spent....