Beanie's stat line against the Browns

[cardfolife]

29-301-5.

Sets NFL single game rushing record
Becomes first man to top 300 yards in a game
Rips 3 long TDs in beast mode, ala Jamal Lewis 2003
Becomes the focal point of the fantasy world
Delivers 2 memorable stiffies to unsuspecting Browns DBs
Feeds his knees into LBs' mouths all evening
Whiz comments post-game that Beanie is 'beginning to learn what it takes'

 

[CardLogic]

Delivers 2 memorable stiffies to unsuspecting Browns DBs

 

[cardsfanmd]

Delivers 2 memorable stiffies to unsuspecting Browns DBs

Kordell Stewart reincarnated lol

 

[PACardsFan]

lmao!!! Too funny

 

[BigRedRage]

lol

 

[Shane]

22 for 100 and 1 TD

 

[Chris_Sanders]

The Browns are 30th against the rush.

I fully expect 25 carries barring injury and about 4.5 yards a carry. That puts him at 113 yards.

Sounds about right to me. I would love to see him finally get that 20+ yard TD.

 

[Mulli]

This will be a great game for sharing the carries between beanie and whoever the backups are.

 

[Duckjake]

Beanie looks like he's hurting. Couldn't do anything vs the 49ers but power runs up the middle. They are the top run D in the NFL but that didn't stop the Cards from rushing for 156 yards vs Green Bay, who also had the top run D in the NFL at the time, in the 2009 playoffs.

Hopefully he'll be better Sunday but I'm doubtful.

 

[Shaun M Church]

Still laughing out loud 3 minutes later at this. Post of the year LOL