Firstly, let me "set the mood" for this thread... I'm here to talk some smack. But not the knuckle dragging Neanderthal "d'uh, your team sucks" kind of smack. No no, I prefer some fact based x's n o's type smack, laced with some mud slinging and perhaps a veiled comment or two as to your mother's indiscretions. All intended to be in good fun between football and to generate some more interest in the game on sunday.
So if I say something that offends you... don't get your Cardinal print panties in a bunch; it's all in good fun.
OK, here we go. Bold and fearless predictions:
#5: Marshawn Lynch will break 100 yards on the ground on Sunday. Beast Mode is in the house of the Hawk and it's time to rawk. He's been here a few weeks, learned his playbook and had one helluva dress rehersal against D'uh Bears. The real opening act of the Marshawn show will be on Sunday at Qwest.
#5a: Russell Okung is here, he's healthy and as a certain world class DE in Chicago can attest to; he's the real deal. With Beastmode and Okung-fu on board, we continue our climb from the bottom of the rushing yards column on Sunday.
#4: 'Zona gets no sacks on Sunday. None, zip, zilch, nadda, fugheddaboudit. Unlike recent years past, our Oline is healthy, coherent and anchored by a stud LT once again. Arizona ranks near the bottom of the league in sacks and the Hawks are #2 in the league in QB hits allowed and in a 4 way tie for #8 for sacks allowed. Dockett, Porter or whoever The Whiz tries to rush from the backside will be contained and nullified by Mr. Okung.
#3: Mike Williams continues his campaign for comeback player of the year with at least another 8 catches, only this time he adds a score. Your whole D is going to start cheating up to contain the Marshawn/Forsett combo and whan that happens, we start hitting BMW - That's Big Mike Williams for the uninitiated - on the slants and drags over the middle. Our offense is dynamic now *******!
#2: Seahawks get... ummm.... what's a good number..? FIVE sacks. yeah, 5 sounds good. the Hawks have 17 sacks in the books so far this year and your front 4 has given up 19, plus they've allowed a staggering 32 QB hits. You hear about what we did to Cutler? Yeah, it's coming your way now too.
#2b. The list now consists of Frank Gore, Knowshon Moreno, Mike Tolbert, Steven Jackson and now Matt Forte all being held below 75 yards on the ground with the latter being held to a measly 11 yards. Beanie and Hightower don't have the chops to pound the rock against our 1,000lb front 4.
#1: There will be no less than SIX false starts by the Cards, all courtesy of #12 in your program. The beast that is the 12th man knows we have an inexperienced rookie QB coming to town and has been saving their voices all week in anticipation of raining the decibles down upon him. That, coupled with the fact that you came into our house last year, didn't wipe your feet, drank all our beer and smacked our wife on the butt is not forgotten. #12 is out for blood and you don't have Kurt Warner to protect you from the monster this time.
I hear The Whiz and Max Hall say they're not worried about Qwest because Max played there in college. I heard him say that he thinks it'll be "fun". No Max. You don't know what you're in for. This won't be fun for you. The raving lunatics that come out in droves for Seahawks games are nothing like what you saw in school. They are the loudest - and smartest - crowd in the NFL and the very building that is Qwest Field was constructed to not only amplify their fury, but to direct it at the field. ...and the monster knows this Max.... Be afraid.
Bonus Prediction: I predict that the Hawks will win mainly because I want them to because I am a rabid and oft delusional Hawks fan. I believe we can and will win any game we play - especially those played at home - until the scoreboard tells me otherwise. We're off to an awesome start of the Pete Carroll era in Seattle, so hell yeah we're walking with a swagger. it feels good after the Jim Mornon era.....
So, that's my predictions. Now let's bring on the smackalakadingdong!
Go Hawks!
So if I say something that offends you... don't get your Cardinal print panties in a bunch; it's all in good fun.
OK, here we go. Bold and fearless predictions:
#5: Marshawn Lynch will break 100 yards on the ground on Sunday. Beast Mode is in the house of the Hawk and it's time to rawk. He's been here a few weeks, learned his playbook and had one helluva dress rehersal against D'uh Bears. The real opening act of the Marshawn show will be on Sunday at Qwest.
#5a: Russell Okung is here, he's healthy and as a certain world class DE in Chicago can attest to; he's the real deal. With Beastmode and Okung-fu on board, we continue our climb from the bottom of the rushing yards column on Sunday.
#4: 'Zona gets no sacks on Sunday. None, zip, zilch, nadda, fugheddaboudit. Unlike recent years past, our Oline is healthy, coherent and anchored by a stud LT once again. Arizona ranks near the bottom of the league in sacks and the Hawks are #2 in the league in QB hits allowed and in a 4 way tie for #8 for sacks allowed. Dockett, Porter or whoever The Whiz tries to rush from the backside will be contained and nullified by Mr. Okung.
#3: Mike Williams continues his campaign for comeback player of the year with at least another 8 catches, only this time he adds a score. Your whole D is going to start cheating up to contain the Marshawn/Forsett combo and whan that happens, we start hitting BMW - That's Big Mike Williams for the uninitiated - on the slants and drags over the middle. Our offense is dynamic now *******!
#2: Seahawks get... ummm.... what's a good number..? FIVE sacks. yeah, 5 sounds good. the Hawks have 17 sacks in the books so far this year and your front 4 has given up 19, plus they've allowed a staggering 32 QB hits. You hear about what we did to Cutler? Yeah, it's coming your way now too.
#2b. The list now consists of Frank Gore, Knowshon Moreno, Mike Tolbert, Steven Jackson and now Matt Forte all being held below 75 yards on the ground with the latter being held to a measly 11 yards. Beanie and Hightower don't have the chops to pound the rock against our 1,000lb front 4.
#1: There will be no less than SIX false starts by the Cards, all courtesy of #12 in your program. The beast that is the 12th man knows we have an inexperienced rookie QB coming to town and has been saving their voices all week in anticipation of raining the decibles down upon him. That, coupled with the fact that you came into our house last year, didn't wipe your feet, drank all our beer and smacked our wife on the butt is not forgotten. #12 is out for blood and you don't have Kurt Warner to protect you from the monster this time.
I hear The Whiz and Max Hall say they're not worried about Qwest because Max played there in college. I heard him say that he thinks it'll be "fun". No Max. You don't know what you're in for. This won't be fun for you. The raving lunatics that come out in droves for Seahawks games are nothing like what you saw in school. They are the loudest - and smartest - crowd in the NFL and the very building that is Qwest Field was constructed to not only amplify their fury, but to direct it at the field. ...and the monster knows this Max.... Be afraid.
Bonus Prediction: I predict that the Hawks will win mainly because I want them to because I am a rabid and oft delusional Hawks fan. I believe we can and will win any game we play - especially those played at home - until the scoreboard tells me otherwise. We're off to an awesome start of the Pete Carroll era in Seattle, so hell yeah we're walking with a swagger. it feels good after the Jim Mornon era.....
So, that's my predictions. Now let's bring on the smackalakadingdong!
Go Hawks!
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