Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
I think he is the RB version of Sasquatch or The Loch Ness Monster.
OMG! If we could get a player on the field who could embody the strength and ferocity of Big Foot and the elusiveness of Nelly...we would be unstoppable. But alas, as you stated another feature is they cannot be found lol