You have some bad takes but man...
You yourself know there’s heavy irony in this one.
What tights ends "Burn vertically"? Are there some deep threat burner TE's I'm missing in the league?
Uh, maybe the actual top TEs in the league like Kittle, Kelce, & Waller…? Even guys like Mark Andrews & Mike Gesicki.
The only place Ertz is notoriously bad as a blocker is in your head.
From Eagle fans to everyone & their mom knows that Ertz is a horrible blocker. Not even average, but horrible. Now he has only predictably gotten slower since his peak. Kelce has & always been a better blocker than Ertz.
Your problem is that you hate Keim so much you think everything he does is garbage. You can't see the wood for the trees.
Your problem is that you’re so used to these bad signings by Keim that you think it’s perfectly fine. Thinking it’s okay because he made a really horrific signing with Gresham that it’s fine to justify a less horrific signing in Ertz. Keim is a atrocious drafter so he has to make it up in FA despite missing more than he makes. He can swindle you guys very easily, but not me.
There’s no wood. All of it has been burned down by the idiot up top.