Dbacks close to acquiring Cory Patterson

[Arizona's Finest]

AH HA! I am not wearing a dress and I am at Tucson.

I knew these assless chaps were a good buy!

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Apparently "Remedial Analogies 101" was a class you didn't pass at ASU....

Nope, didn't take it, it wasn't offered. Apparently "Hilarious Attempted Insults 202" was a class you took at the U? Admit it, it sounded a little weird. I mean, there were thousands of things you could have made into an analogy, painting the picture of you and Mao in dresses, appears to be a strange choice. Don't take it so hard...

 

[MaoTosiFanClub]

C'mon Mao, you have to find this a bit creepy. I mean you are both wearing dresses. This must be just a Tucson thing...

Hey, I am not involved.

 

[Arizona's Finest]

Nope, didn't take it, it wasn't offered. Apparently "Hilarious Attempted Insults 202" was a class you took at the U? Admit it, it sounded a little weird. I mean, there were thousands of things you could have made into an analogy, painting the picture of you and Mao in dresses, appears to be a strange choice. Don't take it so hard...

Admittedly I aced that class....so much so that I took the 303 and 304 levels as well..

You are right, sometimes you have to be careful with your analogies or any comments you make on the board b/c theres a 1000 people trying to pick apart what you are saying or prove you wrong.....especially when it comes to Sundevils and Cats.....

I will be careful to only compare ScumDevils to women (not much of a leap) from now on and not my fellow UA bretheren....

 

[Mulli]

Admittedly I aced that class....so much so that I took the 303 and 304 levels as well..

You are right, sometimes you have to be careful with your analogies or any comments you make on the board b/c theres a 1000 people trying to pick apart what you are saying or prove you wrong.....especially when it comes to Sundevils and Cats.....

I will be careful to only compare ScumDevils to women (not much of a leap) from now on and not my fellow UA bretheren....

OT: Seems to me that Montgomery is making a big mistake if he is trying to have Ike play in the NBA like other Stanford grads I can think of, Adam Keefe comes to mind.