Hey, are you guys ok? I'm starting to get worried about you. I haven't heard from you all week, this is really not cool guys you can't just go silent on us. What happened to the phone calls to our local sports shows where you laugh about how pathetic the Cardinals are?
As you know, in the past during the week leading up to the Cardinals Vs. Seahawks games there has been constant trash talk from your end. Even when were down on our luck with injuries you guys wouldn't let up. You just laughed at us and told us to stop making excuses... Man, we couldn't get you guys off the phone when you got to talking about how pathetic all us Arizonans are.
In the same breath you would say that you couldn't care less about the Cardinals, then you would go on to insult everything about us. Even back then you were sending some mixed messages. I've had to listen to you call our fans a joke, you've insulted my state over and over making jokes about old people and tourism, the clothes we wear,,, I've listened to you disrespect the Cardinals and tell me that they are a joke too and that your team is better regardless of injuries and last year you said on the air that the Cardinals "may never beat us again."
This week? Nothing! Not a peep! I'm worried sick about you guys... I mean, the season isn't over! This week it's time for us to wrap up the season against each other and much to my surprise it's complete silence from your end. Is everything Ok? The weather didn't finally get to you did it? I've heard Seattle is a very depressing place to live.
Really, I am not writing to gloat about us winning the NFC west championship this season or the fact that we spotted you 2 touchdowns in your own stadium and you still couldn't beat us. That game really wasn't close. Remember when Andre Ellington scored that dagger TD and then like, Drew Stanton danced all crazy and it went Viral? Ahhh, memories. Man that was cool,, oh I'm sorry I'm getting off track here. I'm sure that was embarrassing, we're sorry.
To show our compassion, here is what is happening. We were thinking about hanging our new banner up on Sunday, but the way you guys are acting were considering putting it off. Mental health is not a joke and we want you guys to know that football is just a game. Well, here in Arizona it is. I mean when the Cardinals lose we are sad but we usually get cheered up by sunshine, clear skies, picturesque trails and lush golf courses. You guys don't get that opportunity and that is what has me so worried about you. We may even go one step further and play this game with the roof open so you guys can actually experience what sunlight looks like for a few hours. Call it a late Christmas gift.
I hate seeing you guys so sad and quiet. You've spent years trying to convince the world that the 12s aren't a bunch of derivative bandwagoners, so I really hope this trend of silence doesn't continue for you guys. See, how it works is, to NOT be a bandwagoner, you have to support your team all the time. You can't just run your mouth when things are going good and then disappear at the first sign of adversity.
Anyways, I hope all is well. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Please check in at some point, just so we know you guys are safe. I hope I'm not overstepping my bounds here. We're not that close and I may not be "entitled" to worry about you, but I do it anyways, because I care. If you need me I will be in my trailer park in Scottsdale feeling very entitled, wearing my affliction T shirt talking to old people about what my next tattoo will be all whilst practicing my golf swing.
Love,
#Birdgang
PS. Oh, just one more thing I totally forgot what I was going to say originally. You know how you get to talking and then you lose your train of thought? Man I hate when that happens, anyways the point I'm making is simply this:
SUCK IT
As you know, in the past during the week leading up to the Cardinals Vs. Seahawks games there has been constant trash talk from your end. Even when were down on our luck with injuries you guys wouldn't let up. You just laughed at us and told us to stop making excuses... Man, we couldn't get you guys off the phone when you got to talking about how pathetic all us Arizonans are.
In the same breath you would say that you couldn't care less about the Cardinals, then you would go on to insult everything about us. Even back then you were sending some mixed messages. I've had to listen to you call our fans a joke, you've insulted my state over and over making jokes about old people and tourism, the clothes we wear,,, I've listened to you disrespect the Cardinals and tell me that they are a joke too and that your team is better regardless of injuries and last year you said on the air that the Cardinals "may never beat us again."
This week? Nothing! Not a peep! I'm worried sick about you guys... I mean, the season isn't over! This week it's time for us to wrap up the season against each other and much to my surprise it's complete silence from your end. Is everything Ok? The weather didn't finally get to you did it? I've heard Seattle is a very depressing place to live.
Really, I am not writing to gloat about us winning the NFC west championship this season or the fact that we spotted you 2 touchdowns in your own stadium and you still couldn't beat us. That game really wasn't close. Remember when Andre Ellington scored that dagger TD and then like, Drew Stanton danced all crazy and it went Viral? Ahhh, memories. Man that was cool,, oh I'm sorry I'm getting off track here. I'm sure that was embarrassing, we're sorry.
To show our compassion, here is what is happening. We were thinking about hanging our new banner up on Sunday, but the way you guys are acting were considering putting it off. Mental health is not a joke and we want you guys to know that football is just a game. Well, here in Arizona it is. I mean when the Cardinals lose we are sad but we usually get cheered up by sunshine, clear skies, picturesque trails and lush golf courses. You guys don't get that opportunity and that is what has me so worried about you. We may even go one step further and play this game with the roof open so you guys can actually experience what sunlight looks like for a few hours. Call it a late Christmas gift.
I hate seeing you guys so sad and quiet. You've spent years trying to convince the world that the 12s aren't a bunch of derivative bandwagoners, so I really hope this trend of silence doesn't continue for you guys. See, how it works is, to NOT be a bandwagoner, you have to support your team all the time. You can't just run your mouth when things are going good and then disappear at the first sign of adversity.
Anyways, I hope all is well. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Please check in at some point, just so we know you guys are safe. I hope I'm not overstepping my bounds here. We're not that close and I may not be "entitled" to worry about you, but I do it anyways, because I care. If you need me I will be in my trailer park in Scottsdale feeling very entitled, wearing my affliction T shirt talking to old people about what my next tattoo will be all whilst practicing my golf swing.
Love,
#Birdgang
PS. Oh, just one more thing I totally forgot what I was going to say originally. You know how you get to talking and then you lose your train of thought? Man I hate when that happens, anyways the point I'm making is simply this:
SUCK IT
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