DG Couldn't Coach a Defense Out of a Wet Paper Bag

[Pariah]

Discuss.

 

[kerouac9]

Vilma signed with the Jets this morning. Another #1 in the bag.

At least we have our 4th rounder in.

 

[maddogkf]

Like any of our other coaches could


Remember when we had a decent offense AND defense with Bugel?

Boy, those were our glory year...

I'm going to find a cliff right now

 

[ajcardfan]

His defenses were better, on average, than what we've had here.

 

[SECTION 11]

An actual paper grocery bag? Or just one of the smaller lunch sack sizes?

 

[schel]

This is just bait to see if he can get vikesfan to post yet again.

 

[kerouac9]

This is just bait to see if he can get vikesfan to post yet again.

But why bother? Training camp is about to start. We can be bitching about how our draft picks aren't signed!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

DG Couldn't Coach a Defense Out of a Wet Paper Bag

Discuss.

Is DG in a wet paper bag attempting to coach a defense, or is he out of a wet paper bag and attempting to coach a defense which is in a wet paper bag?

Also - how often would either situation really happen in reality?

 

[kerouac9]

Is DG in a wet paper bag attempting to coach a defense, or is he out of a wet paper bag and attempting to coach a defense which is in a wet paper bag?

Also - how often would either situation really happen in reality?

Great point. What I'm interested in finding out is whether Coach Green can coach a defense out from under a 4-12 record.

 

[ajcardfan]

Is DG in a wet paper bag attempting to coach a defense, or is he out of a wet paper bag and attempting to coach a defense which is in a wet paper bag?

Also - how often would either situation really happen in reality?

Well, here's a photo I took of Green coaching the defense at the last minicamp. I think this answers your questions.

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[schel]

Great point. What I'm interested in finding out is whether Coach Green can coach a defense out from under a 4-12 record.

Dare I say it, but can we actually get worse?

 

[kerouac9]

Well, here's a photo I took of Green coaching the defense at the last minicamp. I think this answers your questions.

He looks so much darker on television.

 

[schel]

Well, here's a photo I took of Green coaching the defense at the last minicamp. I think this answers your questions.

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I see 2 flaws with that picture. Looks more like Coach Mac, not that I would know anything about his body or anything. Well, now I dug myself into a hole. Crap...

 

[so far away]

Great point. What I'm interested in finding out is whether Coach Green can coach a defense out from under a 4-12 record.

If he coaches us out from under it, wouldn't it fall? What would it fall to? 3-13?

 

[AZCB34]

His defenses were nothing special regardless of what the stats suggest. The defenses benefitted from the higher scoring nature of his offense and the fact it made opponents offenses more one dimensional. That will make any defense look alot better when they basically know what is coming.

IMO, having watched quite a bit of Viking football over the years, his DB corps generally were very average but were made to look better by the near devastation his offense caused.

This years offense had better be pretty damn special to help out this defense because right now, the Cards DB corps is horrible looking. If, and only if Starks comes back 100% and plays all 16, then the Cards DBs will become very average. JMHO

 

[Pariah]

This is just bait to see if he can get vikesfan to post yet again.

Am I that transparent?

Anyway, the team is in a paper bad, and it's one of those that you might get from a department store. Bigger than a grocery bag, but it's more flat and much flimsier. It's wet from the tears of Cardinals fans.

 

[joeshmo]

Is the bag made out of recycled paper?

And will we recycle it when we are through with the bag?

 

[Djaughe]

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Is this what it looks like?

 

[Sam Wise]

I always remember Denny having good D lines and safeties and little else.

 

[Pariah]

Is the bag made out of recycled paper?

And will we recycle it when we are through with the bag?

It's not recycled, in fact, if and when we get out of the bag, we'll laminate it to make sure that it never is cycled again. We don't want to get coached out of a wet paper bag only to find ourselves in it again a season or two down the road. We should only recycle good things, IMO (like peppermint ice cream that you can only seem to find in stores around the holidays).

 

[jf-08]

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[CardLogic]

Wouldn't it be better to question if CP could coach a defense out of a wet paper bag?

More importantly, what's for lunch and who's buying?

 

[Jttsaz]

Man it's quiet around here today.... (he says hoping to start a Cardinals flurry of action)

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Niether could McGinnis or Maramie.

At least we have an offense now.

 

[blindseyed]

Niether could McGinnis or Maramie.

At least we have an offense now.

We hope