One of my favorite hobbies is watching you bang on your local team. The worst the Dolphins have been in in the last five years has been slightly below-average. They play in a division with two consistent playoff teams, one of which is a dynasty, and they just answered their quarterback question two years ago.
Philbin is all of one game below .500 as a head coach.
Dolphins = mediocrity.
Jets are not a consistent playoff team. Missed the last 3 years.
Dolphins have not been in the playoffs since 2008 and that was after another 7 season dry spell dating back to 2001. Those were wild card teams and lost to the Ravens both times by a combined score of 47 - 12.
9 starting QBs since 2001. Matt Moore, Chad Henne, Chad Pennington, Cleo Lemon, Jay Fiedler, Joey Harrington, Gus Frerotte, John Beck, Pat White et al. Took them 30 years to draft a QB 1st round since Dan Marino in 1983.
7 HCs in that period including future HOFers Tony Sparano, Dave Wannstedt, Cam Cameron, Nick Saban, Jim Bates, Todd Bowles & Philbin.
3 GMs.
Plenty of reason to still be a Cardinal fan.