Dude look at this.

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by KingofCards
I need some. It appears I've rendered myself too drunk to drive.

Tango could you please help me in this regard.

I'll take an 8 pack of Guiness.

My thanks in advance my fine sir.

Plus, do you know where I can score some venizen for dinner? Preferably without the Jake Plummer head of course.

I say you could score the VENISON (I think that's what you meant) by turning your head and taking a big bite out of your own buttOX.

As for the Guiness......you seem to have over indulged in that already...and besides...I don't contribute to the deliquency of minors.

You're on your own doof.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by Tangodnzr
you need help.

Yes!

Does this mean I get free dancing lessons? See I got this Red Rose clenched in my teeth and I can't seem to make it work.

one, two, two, one, two, two, one, tu tu.

Meet me here.

http://www.cafetututango.com/

I think it will be devine.

You must be registered for see images

 

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Tango, I am sure KOC would be happy to start a thread that is all about you if you want :roll:

Awww C'mon Ryan.....why don't YOU just go ahead and do it.

You don't always have to wait for KOC's lead on everthing.

Be a man.....do it on your own.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Everyone.

Yeah, I need help. When you comin over? You promise but don't deliver. Tease. Skank. Ho bag. You're the worst Cardfreind I've ever had. I swear Postal is my next option.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Tangodnzr
I say you could score the VENISON (I think that's what you meant) by turning your head and taking a big bite out of your own buttOX.

King, why the hell do you keep venison up your ass?
Or did you just think it was venizon? THAT I could understand.

 

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by KingofCards
Yes!

Does this mean I get free dancing lessons? See I got this Red Rose clenched in my teeth and I can't seem to make it work.

one, two, two, one, two, two, one, tu tu.

Meet me here.

http://www.cafetututango.com/

I think it will be devine.

You must be registered for see images

Are you buying????????

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by Tangodnzr
I say you could score the VENISON (I think that's what you meant) by turning your head and taking a big bite out of your own buttOX.

Are you calling me a Deer that bites its own ass?

Now don't get the wrong idea Tango. I might be pretty but I am no fawn with a Jake Plummer head.

 

[SECTION 11]

Well, this sure is exciting.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by Tangodnzr
Are you buying????????

Ughhh....

 

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
King, why the hell do you keep venison up your ass?
Or did you just think it was venizon? THAT I could understand.

yeah, the dimwit probably thought it was cellular.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Well, this sure is exciting.

Well it is the offseason.

I know, I think we should talk about why we losing the MN game was foolish, how Fassell would have been better than Green, how Eli, Ben, and Fitzgerald are all going to fall to us and we should trade down for free Beer, Pizza and hot wings at every game!

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
King, why the hell do you keep venison up your ass?
Or did you just think it was venizon? THAT I could understand.

Its like slow roasted Chicken.

Tastes like it at least.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by KingofCards
Well it is the offseason.

I know, I think we should talk about why we losing the MN game was foolish, how Fassell would have been better than Green, how Eli, Ben, and Fitzgerald are all going to fall to us and we should trade down for free Beer, Pizza and hot wings at every game!

Free beer, pizza and hot wings doesn't sound too bad.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by AzCards21
Free beer, pizza and hot wings doesn't sound too bad.

It really doesn't.

It'd fill the seats!

 

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by KingofCards
Its like slow roasted Chicken.

Tastes like it at least.

I'll just take your word for it.

 

[SECTION 11]

I'm game for some free stuff.
Let's meet up. Bring your laptops, because we really aren't all that entertaining in person.

 

[Tangodnzr]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
I'm game for some free stuff.
Let's meet up. Bring your laptops, because we really aren't all that entertaining in person.

speak for yourself 11.....you've never seen me Tango.

 

[SECTION 11]

There was this crazy guy once. He was from Philly. He wanted to beat up McGinnis. Apparently he wasn't a very good football coach or something.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by KingofCards
It really doesn't.

It'd fill the seats!

I would go tomorrow for that! Never pass up a free lunch.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by AzCards21
I would go tomorrow for that! Never pass up a free lunch.

I'd live there, I already have my truck parked in the concourse.

 

[SECTION 11]

Don't they sell a season ticket for shotgun in the truck?
That's what I heard anyway.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
There was this crazy guy once. He was from Philly. He wanted to beat up McGinnis. Apparently he wasn't a very good football coach or something.

There once was a man from Philly,

ahh he was a wee bit silly,

lost his mind in a rage,

belongs in a cage,

and now he begs to be friends with Nemmy.

 

[SECTION 11]

He'll be back.
We're like herpes. We never go away. Or something.

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
He'll be back.
We're like herpes. We never go away. Or something.

He loves attention......that attention *****....he's like a ***** who loves attention

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by KingofCards
I'd live there, I already have my truck parked in the concourse.

Where you parked? I'm on my way.

Here's a Raccoon,