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So a rabbi, a priest, and Beanie Wells walk into a bar. Guess who fumbles?
 

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DA: "Hey Deuce, do you believe they gave me like 7 million dollars to suck this bad???"

Deuce: "I know man, didn't they see your tape from Cleveland? WTF?"

DA: "No dude they totally saw my tape from Cleveland and they did it anyways!"

Deuce: "Sweet dude, maybe they'll ignore my crappy tape from this season and pay me too?"

DA: "Dude they totally will!"

Deuce: "Dude!"

DA: "Sweet!"

Together: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
 
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DA: "Hey Deuce, do you believe they gave me like 7 million dollars to suck this bad???"

Deuce: "I know man, didn't they see your tape from Cleveland? WTF?"

DA: "No dude they totally saw my tape from Cleveland and they did it anyways!"

Deuce: "Sweet dude, maybe they'll ignore my crappy tape from this season and pay me too?"

DA: "Dude they totally will!"

Deuce: "Dude!"

DA: "Sweet!"

Together: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"



Yep, this about sums it up!
 

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Deuce: How much did you have on the Niners tonight?

DA: Let's put it this way. I won't have to pretend to play football after tonight.

Deuce: You're gonna quit your day job?

DA: Already did! Take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more!
 

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Two seconds before that shot:

DA: Deuce, I take this *stuff* seriously.

*pause* ...... DA then looks at Deuce, and they both start cracking up.
 

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DA: Dude, if I suck this bad can you imagine what it would have been like with that pretty boy they cut.
 

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