Enough debating, Let's Have Some Fun ... Make Us Laugh

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Post something so totally out there that only the Cardinals would try or do in the draft, and that would bring you to spontaneous laughter, tears, utter dismay or confusion. Try to keep it somewhat feasible in a Cardinal universe. I'll try first to make you laugh.

Cardinal draft room is so excited and delirious when it comes time for the first pick that they hand in the card with Baker Mayfield's name on it.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Cardinals Draft Room Camera shows Keim doing victory shots after trading Rosen to New England for #32. He is later pulled over and claims he had "just two beers"

 

[Crimson Warrior]

In round one, the Cardinals fail to get their selection in before time expires, and we forfeit the first pick.

An angry mob then descends upon Hardy Drive, and Keim is forced to eat a salad as his punishment. He begs for mercy, sobbing hysterically, but to no avail.

 

[Harry]

Cards talking trade so much they get confused and send up a card drafting Malcolm Murray. He’s a defensive back from Cinncinatti.

 

[blindseyed]

They all show up on Friday for the 1st round

 

[Arz101]

Steve Keim is a NFL GM with the rare ability to enter other GM's dreams and steal their draft picks for small price from their subconscious. His skill has made him a hot commodity in the world of NFL draft but has also cost him everything he loves about his QB position. Keim gets a chance at redemption when he is offered a seemingly impossible task: Draft a 5 feet 10 QB with first overall pick despite spending a top 10 pick on QB the previous year. If he succeeds, it will be the perfect move, but a dangerous enemy named NFL insiders anticipates Keim's every move.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Cards talking trade so much they get confused and send up a card drafting Malcolm Murray. He’s a defensive back from Cinncinatti.

lol at this one

 

[RedRob]

The person walking the pick up does the old walking down the stairs trick getting shorter as he goes only to have the pick be Q Williams.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

The person walking the pick up does the old walking down the stairs trick getting shorter as he goes only to have the pick be Q Williams.

I'm trying, but not sure I get this one.

 

[Jetstream Green]

The Cardinals keep the first pick and select Bobby Evans... yeah, that would totally check all the boxes for the above

 

[Jetstream Green]

I'm trying, but not sure I get this one.

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[Ohcrap75]

With pick 33 the Arizona Cardinals select.... Jachai Polite. This guy had one of the worst pre draft process in history. Gained weight, terrible times, awful interviews. We need a group of young passionate leaders from this class. Top organizations can take risks with players with character concerns. We don't have the stability or winning culture yet to take these risks.

 

[RedRob]

I'm trying, but not sure I get this one.

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[RON_IN_OC]

Cards talking trade so much they get confused and send up a card drafting Malcolm Murray. He’s a defensive back from Cinncinatti.

Jordan Cameron/Cameron Jordan...lol

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[RON_IN_OC]

Murray sports an A's hat on stage, after being drafted by Oakland at #4.

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[SissyBoyFloyd]

Murray sports an A's hat on stage, after being drafted by Oakland at #4.

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Would be even funnier if he did it to the Cards. Wow, would this board lite up.

 

[Ronin]

Would be even funnier if he did it to the Cards.

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[slanidrac16]

Cardinals draft Murray and immediately trade him to the Diamondbacks.

 

[MrYeahBut]

All Cardinal fans take their significant others to a chick flick instead of watching the draft.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

Cardinals draft Murray and immediately trade him to the Diamondbacks.

...for a player to be named later and cash considerations.

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[Cardsfaninlouky]

Post something so totally out there that only the Cardinals would try or do in the draft, and that would bring you to spontaneous laughter, tears, utter dismay or confusion. Try to keep it somewhat feasible in a Cardinal universe. I'll try first to make you laugh.

Cardinal draft room is so excited and delirious when it comes time for the first pick that they hand in the card with Baker Mayfield's name on it.

Cardinals turn in their pick & it's Bill Murray announced instead lol.

 

[THESMEL]

Bidwill trades the entire draft for the diamondbacks, suns and coyotes

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Michael has his good friend Brett Kavanaugh announce the pick of Bosa while both are wearing MAGA hats. Bosa declares that Kyler Murray looks like a parrot fish and that is why he isn't pick number #1.

Both make the okay sign. Rosen immediately demands a trade

Brett puts on his calendar "announced pick of Joey B Nuts NFL"

Later Trump tweets "MAGA!! #1 pick to sack the border"

 

[Syracusecards]

“With the first pick in the draft, the Cardinals select Zion Williamson”.

Keim - “WTF???? I said Quinnen Williams!!!!!”.

 

[TJ]

Cards talking trade so much they get confused and send up a card drafting Malcolm Murray. He’s a defensive back from Cinncinatti.

The Suns have already done something of this nature, sort of