Here's an idea

[Russ Smith]

this is brilliant! and then the middle bottleneck area can ALSO be lined with landmines and have logs swinging back and forth! OH! and then there can be the SWAMP ZONE where the endzone is replaced by a deep bog filled with hungry alligators. maybe somewhere in the 'red zone' it's truly red... WITH LAVA! what a great idea this is! someone put this guy on the Bureau for Better Ballsports

I was thinking more like Frogger with cars going by. Or like Naked Gun when the player gets mauled by a tiger.

 

[SECTION 11]

I'll bring my bocce balls to the tailgate. I'm sure we can set up a makeshift court.

The Avengers (the dudes with the wrestling gear on) mentioned something about bocce at their tailgate. I'm all for it.
If you can play it with a beer in your hand, then it's definately my speed.

 

[Pariah]

Bocce is a worthwhile endeavor whilst tailgaiting--especially if there's a patch of grass nearby, but I know that's a tall order at SDS. I hate playing on gravel.