If ASFN were a TV show ...

[Gee!]

I'm almost thinking Gee would be Laura from Little House

Im thiniking your make a good bear skin run in my living room...

 

[English on tour]

any US shows with token English actors that dont speak the Queens English?

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Is say 82 should be Nick from Family Ties

 

[jf-08]

JTS - wow.

 

[CaptTurbo]

What the heck. I know I havent been around as much but Im not even making the cuts!

 

[Gaddabout]

What the heck. I know I havent been around as much but Im not even making the cuts!

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[Mulli]

I call Charlie from Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

 

[CaptTurbo]

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Alright! I like it thanks Gad

 

[MigratingOsprey]

I call Charlie from Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

GD'it Charlie!

i'll just call you Wildcard

 

[Jersey Girl]

wtf is smoke monster?

Smoke monster ROCKS!!!

Am disappointed I wasn't mentioned in JTS's LOST cast. It's only my favorite show ever!!! Guess I am easily forgettable (insert comments here, lol).

 

[Gaddabout]

any US shows with token English actors that dont speak the Queens English?

They're called Australians.

 

[Pariah]

If ASFN were a TV show...

...it would have been canceled years ago. Then it would obtain cult-classic status as history looked fondly upon what might have been; when, in reality, time would have sapped it of its uniqueness and creativity.

 

[jefftheshark]

If ASFN were a TV show...

...it would have been canceled years ago. Then it would obtain cult-classic status as history looked fondly upon what might have been; when, in reality, time would have sapped it of its uniqueness and creativity.

And then, depression set in.

JTS

 

[Russ Smith]

JEFF.. that was pure awesome!

Ditto, Desmond has been my favorite Lost character for awhile now.

Well done Jeff

 

[PDXChris]

The "Lost" Cast - ASFN Style!

(Please note - every entry should have a " " after it, all right?)

Gaddabout: John Locke - A Man of Faith. Likes to look below the surface and see the things others miss (but hey! sometimes a cigar is just a cigar).

Jack: Mitch - Scientific rationalist, who thinks (for some unknown reason) that life should be fair. Makes lots of plans & thinks he is always right.

BIM: Hurley - Jovial and quick to laugh, but with a highly develloped sence of right and wrong.

Kate: Thirty-two: Kate? Of course she's Kate!

Sawyer: AZFinest - Funny, rude, smart; Shady background (UofA).

Sayid: Gee!: Conflicted warrior/poet. You probably couldn't have a better friend, or worse enemy.

Walt: arthurracoon: Was that a "" he gave in the rain after he disappeared?

Jin: Donald/Pariah/Abomb: Straightforward guys who don't take any crap, but don't take it in an easy going style.

Daniel Faraday: Joeshmo: He knows more than you do, and he's only going to hint at what it is.

Charlie: Mulli: Funny and disarming, but with an edge.

Christian: Skkorp: Shows up every once in a while to drop a pearl of wisdom and then disappears.

K9: Ben: When he went off on someone, he came back to remind you that he's "one of the Good Guys"!

Widmore: wally: Sees the feints within the feints and the mysteries within the the enigmas. Creates more than a few himself, too.

Bernard & Rose: DCR & Linderbee, natch!

The Smoke Monster: Chris Sanders/Chandler Mike/Nidan: Fierce protectors of the Temple (especially if Rod Graves is in the Temple (in Nidan's case)).

Arzt: cardsfanmd: Continually blows himself up.

Richard: Jeff Golin: Ageless wonder who has seen it all before.

Keamy: Shane H: No-nonsense, take charge guy. Tell him that Q needs to be defended and no stinkin' smoke monster will stop him.

Eloise: AZZenny: Happy to dispense bon mots of wisdom.

Mr. Friendly: Dback Jon: Kinda funny, kinda scary (at least in the P&R world). Might be gay. (nttawwt)

Desmond: ajcardfan/Russ Smith: The ASFN Constants. Always there, and been there from the beginning too; solid performers. Disappear for long periods of time, but you always look forward to their return.

Jacob: Conrad Dobbler: Terrifying predictor of the future, or so caught up in his own world that he misses the guy with the knife?

Miles: Bankybruce: Lots of laughs & always looking for a spare $3.6 Million A$FN.

Eko: Assface/Cardinal.Ken: Basically good guys, but they carry a big stick if crossed.

Nikki & Paulo: Cheesebeef & Ouchie: Always there in the background, but working their Darksider ways counter to the more visible Kool-Aid crowd.

Vincent: jefftheshark: Wags his tail, craps on a thread, and expects to be patted on the head for his efforts. Needs a muzzle.

I miss JTS.

 

[jf-08]

I miss JTS.

And Pariah.

 

[English on tour]

It would be on at 3am

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

I miss JTS.

And Pariah.

Agreed.

It sucks that guys had to run them off.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

On a sidenote...some friends, and I, went through this an exercise like this over the weekend. We were going to assign each of us to one of the characters in Friends.

It began, and ended, when I said that a friend of mine would be Monica...and that his wife would be Joey.

 

[Bert]

If it were a TV show, people would still be talking about that hilarious Kirkland T shirt episode.

 

[Stout]

If I were in a TV show, I'd be glad that gum I like came back into style

 

[Southpaw]

I want to be Walter White.

 

[puckhead]

BigRedRage would be played by Dustin Diamond.

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