Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
Leinart: "General Green, the Mexicans are coming...what should we do?...the OL can't hold them off at the gate!"
Gen. Green: ... (utter silence while he looks into the distance)
Warner to Leinart: "Don't bother him, it will just make the situation worse...damn it...I can't seem to hold onto my pistol"
Edge: "This never happened to me when I fought with General Dungy, I'm not part of this...don't turn to me for leadership...I wonder if there is any more BBQ left in the mission?"
Arrington: "no, we have been starving since General Green ate it all last night"
Edge to JJ: "shut up you, and who the hell are you...where were you when I was fighting at the wall"
Arrington: "Gen. Green wouldn't let me on the wall, he made me and Pope guard the stables and we don't even have any horses left"
Edge: "Could everyone shut up, this never happened with Gen. Dungy...Leonard Davis probably ate it all!"
Davis lying dead outside of the walls after charging early into the Mexican flanks
Rackers up on the wall: "I have enough distance but I can't seem to hit sh$t with this cannon"
Player stares at Rackers
Rackers to Player:" stop looking at me with that goofy smirk of yours and why can't you get a real sword instead of that dumb one bar club of yours from the stone age"
Boldin comes stumblin' in over the wall with ten Mexican cannons on his back after taking bullet after bullet in the back
Boldin turns to Rackers: "Try these...no I can't help you!...I have to get back to the front line"
Warner: "We must all turn to god now in this our final hour!"
Rolle: "Would you just stop preaching, I have enough problems trying to defend the south wall all by myself while Col. Clancy sends the rest of the men to god knows where...I swear, waiting till the Mexicans get ten yards over the wall is no way to defend this place"
General Denny breaks the silence: "Waterboy, I need water NOW!"
Fitz: "here you go General, can I go to the wall now!"
General Denny: "no way...yer...too injured...that's it....who else would bring me water"
Racker yells for another cannon ball to test out the cannons Boldin brought him.
Warner picks up a cannon ball but drops it and it rolls right into the powder magazine and blows up half the fort.
Green is seriously injured from the explosion and starts yelling with his dying breath "The Mexicans are exactly who we thought they were" while his eyes go dim with the sight of Boldin still fighting as 'Q' desperately trys to hold off his fifth calvary charge with rocks.
Gen. Green: ... (utter silence while he looks into the distance)
Warner to Leinart: "Don't bother him, it will just make the situation worse...damn it...I can't seem to hold onto my pistol"
Edge: "This never happened to me when I fought with General Dungy, I'm not part of this...don't turn to me for leadership...I wonder if there is any more BBQ left in the mission?"
Arrington: "no, we have been starving since General Green ate it all last night"
Edge to JJ: "shut up you, and who the hell are you...where were you when I was fighting at the wall"
Arrington: "Gen. Green wouldn't let me on the wall, he made me and Pope guard the stables and we don't even have any horses left"
Edge: "Could everyone shut up, this never happened with Gen. Dungy...Leonard Davis probably ate it all!"
Davis lying dead outside of the walls after charging early into the Mexican flanks
Rackers up on the wall: "I have enough distance but I can't seem to hit sh$t with this cannon"
Player stares at Rackers
Rackers to Player:" stop looking at me with that goofy smirk of yours and why can't you get a real sword instead of that dumb one bar club of yours from the stone age"
Boldin comes stumblin' in over the wall with ten Mexican cannons on his back after taking bullet after bullet in the back
Boldin turns to Rackers: "Try these...no I can't help you!...I have to get back to the front line"
Warner: "We must all turn to god now in this our final hour!"
Rolle: "Would you just stop preaching, I have enough problems trying to defend the south wall all by myself while Col. Clancy sends the rest of the men to god knows where...I swear, waiting till the Mexicans get ten yards over the wall is no way to defend this place"
General Denny breaks the silence: "Waterboy, I need water NOW!"
Fitz: "here you go General, can I go to the wall now!"
General Denny: "no way...yer...too injured...that's it....who else would bring me water"
Racker yells for another cannon ball to test out the cannons Boldin brought him.
Warner picks up a cannon ball but drops it and it rolls right into the powder magazine and blows up half the fort.
Green is seriously injured from the explosion and starts yelling with his dying breath "The Mexicans are exactly who we thought they were" while his eyes go dim with the sight of Boldin still fighting as 'Q' desperately trys to hold off his fifth calvary charge with rocks.
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