If the Arizona Cardinals where defending the Alamo

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Leinart: "General Green, the Mexicans are coming...what should we do?...the OL can't hold them off at the gate!"

Gen. Green: ... (utter silence while he looks into the distance)

Warner to Leinart: "Don't bother him, it will just make the situation worse...damn it...I can't seem to hold onto my pistol"

Edge: "This never happened to me when I fought with General Dungy, I'm not part of this...don't turn to me for leadership...I wonder if there is any more BBQ left in the mission?"

Arrington: "no, we have been starving since General Green ate it all last night"

Edge to JJ: "shut up you, and who the hell are you...where were you when I was fighting at the wall"

Arrington: "Gen. Green wouldn't let me on the wall, he made me and Pope guard the stables and we don't even have any horses left"

Edge: "Could everyone shut up, this never happened with Gen. Dungy...Leonard Davis probably ate it all!"

Davis lying dead outside of the walls after charging early into the Mexican flanks

Rackers up on the wall: "I have enough distance but I can't seem to hit sh$t with this cannon"

Player stares at Rackers

Rackers to Player:" stop looking at me with that goofy smirk of yours and why can't you get a real sword instead of that dumb one bar club of yours from the stone age"

Boldin comes stumblin' in over the wall with ten Mexican cannons on his back after taking bullet after bullet in the back

Boldin turns to Rackers: "Try these...no I can't help you!...I have to get back to the front line"

Warner: "We must all turn to god now in this our final hour!"

Rolle: "Would you just stop preaching, I have enough problems trying to defend the south wall all by myself while Col. Clancy sends the rest of the men to god knows where...I swear, waiting till the Mexicans get ten yards over the wall is no way to defend this place"

General Denny breaks the silence: "Waterboy, I need water NOW!"

Fitz: "here you go General, can I go to the wall now!"

General Denny: "no way...yer...too injured...that's it....who else would bring me water"

Racker yells for another cannon ball to test out the cannons Boldin brought him.

Warner picks up a cannon ball but drops it and it rolls right into the powder magazine and blows up half the fort.

Green is seriously injured from the explosion and starts yelling with his dying breath "The Mexicans are exactly who we thought they were" while his eyes go dim with the sight of Boldin still fighting as 'Q' desperately trys to hold off his fifth calvary charge with rocks.
 
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Please send that to the Republic as a letter. It has a good chance of breaking through into the Fortress of Solitude where Green and the Bidwills stash their minds.
 

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Si los cardenales del Arizona defendieran el Alamo, todos estaríamos fijando en español hoy.
 

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I dunno. Maybe I woke up without a sense of humor. It is not that I did not find the diatribe funny, its that I am numb with anything that has to do with the Cards.
 

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Leinart: "General Green, the Mexicans are coming...what should we do?...the OL can't hold them off at the gate!"

Gen. Green: ... (utter silence while he looks into the distance)

Warner to Leinart: "Don't bother him, it will just make the situation worse...damn it...I can't seem to hold onto my pistol"

Edge: "This never happened to me when I fought with General Dungy, I'm not part of this...don't turn to me for leadership...I wonder if there is any more BBQ left in the mission?"

Arrington: "no, we have been starving since General Green ate it all last night"

Edge to JJ: "shut up you, and who the hell are you...where were you when I was fighting at the wall"

Arrington: "Gen. Green wouldn't let me on the wall, he made me and Pope guard the stables and we don't even have any horses left"

Edge: "Could everyone shut up, this never happened with Gen. Dungy...Leonard Davis probably ate it all!"

Davis lying dead outside of the walls after charging early into the Mexican flanks

Rackers up on the wall: "I have enough distance but I can't seem to hit sh$t with this cannon"

Player stares at Rackers

Rackers to Player:" stop looking at me with that goofy smirk of yours and why can't you get a real sword instead of that dumb one bar club of yours from the stone age"

Boldin comes stumblin' in over the wall with ten Mexican cannons on his back after taking bullet after bullet in the back

Boldin turns to Rackers: "Try these...no I can't help you!...I have to get back to the front line"

Warner: "We must all turn to god now in this our final hour!"

Rolle: "Would you just stop preaching, I have enough problems trying to defend the south wall all by myself while Col. Clancy sends the rest of the men to god knows where...I swear, waiting till the Mexicans get ten yards over the wall is no way to defend this place"

General Denny breaks the silence: "Waterboy, I need water NOW!"

Fitz: "here you go General, can I go to the wall now!"

General Denny: "no way...yer...too injured...that's it....who else would bring me water"

Racker yells for another cannon ball to test out the cannons Boldin brought him.

Warner picks up a cannon ball but drops it and it rolls right into the powder magazine and blows up half the fort.

Green is seriously injured from the explosion and starts yelling with his dying breath "The Mexicans are exactly who we thought they were" while his eyes go dim with the sight of Boldin still fighting as 'Q' desperately trys to hold off his fifth calvary charge with rocks.

Thats just fabulous Jetsrteam! Great job! :lmao:
 
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you know

I wanted to give it a happy ending till I found out the reinforcements coming to the rescue where only Huff, Okeafor, Milford Brown and Oliver Ross
 

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We'd all be speaking SPanish.

Of course we lost the alamo anyways.
 

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Don't know why it took me so long to read this....but it was fantastic.
 

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