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POSTED 11:35 a.m. EST, March 28, 2008
HAIR-GATE???
With the NFL's purported attempt to move the tonsorial hairstyle clock, "Back To The 50's", Chris Mortensen of ESPN is now reporting a possible reason behind the sudden "interest" in a player's long locks.
It appears that the ubiquitous male hair styling salon "Fantastic Sam's" is going to become the new sponsor of the NFL's instant replay system. "From now on", NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was not quoted as saying, "every instant replay will be introduced with an animation of Fantastic Sam giving a player a buzzcut while the logo - "Fantastic Sam's Close Shave of the Day!" flashes across the screen.
"We might have stumbled into a whole new category of revenue enhancements," Mr. Goodell continued, "the sky's the limit!"
In a related story, Mr. Goodell has confirmed that the League has been in discussions with a leading Bug Spray manufacturer to sponsor penalties during the game. League sources say that the traditional yellow flag is expected to become a "Black Flag" sometime in the 2010 season.
JTS