If you dont have the balls to be Cards fan

[schutd]

How can anyone get mad about a cookie?

I accidentally used salt instead of sugar once. That pissed me the hell off! And if you like salty cookies, then you arent a flippin fan of cookies. You can take that cookie and stick it in your <Yea!> Stick it in yer <YEA!>

Bring on the bundtcakes!

 

[phillycard]

You see I disagree.

That was a hard loss for any other NFL fan, except being a Cardinals fan.

That was par for the course. Nothing new.

Anyone who has been a Cardinals fan for a while knows that this team knows how to go down in flames the right way!

Tough loss, but it was fun to watch.

It's only fun when we win Rugby. Otherwise it's just another lash with the cat o' 9 across my back.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

I just realized something...if I had a vagina, you could bet your ass I'd be grabbing it!

Often!

funniest (and possibly most disturbing) thing i think i've ever read here.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Then grab your vaginas and pick a new team. ******** im sick of hearing all of you crybabys whine like my 3 year old neice. You knew what you were getting into becoming a Cards fan so either suck it up or shut the funk up!!!

I already have a vagina, so can I grab someone's balls?

 

[cardsfanmd]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
best post of the day

 

[red desert]

I for one have sucked it up since 1967. Now you are going to tell me I can't complain after yet another devastating loss.

If you don't want to hear fans complain it is you who needs to pick a new team. We have all the right in the world to complain.

Still will be watching and rooting like hell for them to get something going.

Complaining doesn't mean you aren't a fan.

I'm with you.

The Cards always suck. And I for one hate to love them... but I do.

 

[red desert]

I already have a vagina, so can I grab someone's balls?

Right here!

Just kidding.

 

[PJ1]

I already have a vagina, so can I grab someone's balls?

Well, you will have to look elsewhere as you can see from the title of the thread.

We have no balls........

 

[100%CardsFan]

Lets get a couple things straight.

1. I never told anyone to not be upset or crushed about a close loss, I clearly said quit bitching like a little girl about it. (ohh fire clancy, im no longer a fan, we will go 2-14, ETC) threads is what I was refering too. I find it funny the same people who want to flame me for this thread are the same ones telling others to "not let the door hit them on the way out".

2. This is a message board and im intitled to my opinion just as much as you. The same rule applys as everyone seems to throw around. If you dont like it or it doesnt apply to you, dont read it.

3. My personal favorite "I love to lose" I seriously dont know how some of you guys came up with that.

4. This team has its ups and downs, Everyone knows that. I was clearly stating that jumping ship and starting threads about trading away the team and starting Warner and firing Wiz are just stupid in my opinion, like I said MY OPINION.

So take it as you want, I know what I meant.

And Loyalty is a Curse you were right. I had some nasty porn on deck just waiting for another cookie to appear. jk

 

[conraddobler]

This is like the story of the Old bull and the Young bull and the Young one says he let's run down there and .... us a cow,

The old one says let's walk down there and ..... them all.

While I appreciate your sentiment and it was funny as hell, I was knee deep in rice paddies while you were crappin in your diapers.

I watched before ESPN was cool, I saw them when they covered the draft with three ring binders and I watched them page through them trying to find our pick. He wasn't in there.

I watched us take a kicker in the first round.

I saw our QB join the Rodeo.

I watched a QB who refused to play for us that we drafted win the Super Bowl.

I've seen us be the first team to ever lose to Tampa Bay.

I've seen highlight reels for years where we're always... THE OTHER TEAM FLAYLING AT THE GUY BEING HIGHLIGHTED.

I've seen us use a punter as a QB.

DEAR GOD MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT>>>>>>>>.......... but it was still funny.

 

[Stout]

Lets get a couple things straight.

1. I never told anyone to not be upset or crushed about a close loss, I clearly said quit bitching like a little girl about it. (ohh fire clancy, im no longer a fan, we will go 2-14, ETC) threads is what I was refering too. I find it funny the same people who want to flame me for this thread are the same ones telling others to "not let the door hit them on the way out".

2. This is a message board and im intitled to my opinion just as much as you. The same rule applys as everyone seems to throw around. If you dont like it or it doesnt apply to you, dont read it.

But you are NOT entitled to post an opinion blatantly insulting a group of posters and calling them all vags. That is indeed agaisnt the rules. So sorry!

Although I'm not sure I should have bothered...I didn't go all 'sky-is-falling' after the game, but I felt the need to defend others...who couldn't even speak up for themselves.

 

[cardsfanmd]

But you are NOT entitled to post an opinion blatantly insulting a group of posters and calling them all vags. That is indeed agaisnt the rules. So sorry!

Although I'm not sure I should have bothered...I didn't go all 'sky-is-falling' after the game, but I felt the need to defend others...who couldn't even speak up for themselves.

Thats why I gave up Stout. No need to stick up for guys who wont stick up for themselves.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Thats why I gave up Stout. No need to stick up for guys who wont stick up for themselves.

but what about the little people?

 

[40yearfan]

but what about the little people?

There are no little people, only little minds.

 

[Redheart]

I just realized something...if I had a vagina, you could bet your ass I'd be grabbing it!

Often!

It is why you were not issued one; never get anything else done...

 

[dreamcastrocks]

There are no little people, only little minds.

Tell that to Verne Troyer.

 

[Renz]

I've seen us be the first team to ever lose to Tampa Bay.

The Saints were the first team to lose to Tampa Bay. The Cardinals were the first team to lose to the Buccaneers in Tampa.

 

[Denny Green Fan]

I have small testicles and a big vagina

 

[100%CardsFan]

If you are a hermaphadite I guess this wouldnt apply to you??

 

[Denny Green Fan]

lmao

 

[CtCardinals78]

I for one have sucked it up since 1967. Now you are going to tell me I can't complain after yet another devastating loss.

If you don't want to hear fans complain it is you who needs to pick a new team. We have all the right in the world to complain.

Still will be watching and rooting like hell for them to get something going.

Complaining doesn't mean you aren't a fan.

You're either with us...or against us!

 

[TruColor]

If you are a hermaphadite I guess this wouldnt apply to you??

Signed,

Jamie Lee Curtis