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Ryanwb said:
They ask very philisophical questions like "Do you like coke or pepsi and why" or (this one is famous) "Why are man hole covers round?"

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Because the hole is round so it would make no sense if the cover wasn't?

Google does that too. They're famous for group interviews, large groups, and for off the wall questions. They want to be sure you'll fit in with their culture.
 

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The worst freaking interview I had was when I was interviewing for an operations manager. I knew I wouldn't get the job, but wanted to interview anyway. That was before I was even a supervisor.

They had five people in the room- HR manager, three regional directors and a general menager. I thought I was gonna piss my pants 2 minutes into the interview. It helped me a lot though because after facing those monsters, facing a simple Operations Manager was a piece of cake.
 

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Russ Smith said:
Because the hole is round so it would make no sense if the cover wasn't?

Google does that too. They're famous for group interviews, large groups, and for off the wall questions. They want to be sure you'll fit in with their culture.

Also, you can roll them if they're round - those things are heavy!

Plus, you can't drop circular objects down tubes like that. Other shapes could fall through.
 
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krepitch said:
Plus, you can't drop circular objects down tubes like that. Other shapes could fall through.
This is the correct answer!

Re interviews:
In addition to what other's have said, ask for the job! If the interview has gone well (you'll know) and there seems to be interest from their side, ask, "When would you like me to start?" Generally, you won't get the commitment right then, (although sometimes...) but it sets a tone of readiness and commitment on your end.


Known as "closing the deal" in sale's jargon. Obviously, this tactic needs to be used at the appropriate time; attempting to "close the deal" during the first stage of a known three stage interview process, for example, could be a deal breaker...
 

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CardLogic said:
This is the correct answer!

Re interviews:
In addition to what other's have said, ask for the job! If the interview has gone well (you'll know) and there seems to be interest from their side, ask, "When would you like me to start?" Generally, you won't get the commitment right then, (although sometimes...) but it sets a tone of readiness and commitment on your end.


Known as "closing the deal" in sale's jargon. Obviously, this tactic needs to be used at the appropriate time; attempting to "close the deal" during the first stage of a known three stage interview process, for example, could be a deal breaker...


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how is that the correct answer to "why are man hole covers round?"
 

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jenna2891 said:
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how is that the correct answer to "why are man hole covers round?"

It was a 2-part post, silly.

Part 1 of his post:
Quote:
Originally Posted by krepitch
Plus, you can't drop circular objects down tubes like that. Other shapes could fall through.

This is the correct answer!


Part 2 of his post:

Re interviews:
In addition to what other's have said, ask for the job! If the interview has gone well (you'll know) and there seems to be interest from their side, ask, "When would you like me to start?" Generally, you won't get the commitment right then, (although sometimes...) but it sets a tone of readiness and commitment on your end.


Known as "closing the deal" in sale's jargon. Obviously, this tactic needs to be used at the appropriate time; attempting to "close the deal" during the first stage of a known three stage interview process, for example, could be a deal breaker...
 

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jenna2891 said:
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how is that the correct answer to "why are man hole covers round?"

From straightdope.com




Hey, man, the Straight Dope is always serious--it's REALITY that's a joke. The commonly told story, which may even be true, is that manhole covers are round so some moron from Streets and Sanitation, or whatever it is they have out there in Glendale, won't be able to drop them accidentally into the manhole.

This may require some thought. You take your squares, for instance. A square cover you can tip up on edge and drop through the hole on the diagonal, if you follow me. Similarly with ovals. A circular hole, however, will defy the most determined efforts in this regard. (Bear in mind that there's a lip around the inside of the manhole that the cover rests on; this effectively makes the diameter of the manhole an inch or so less than that of the cover.) This means manholes are one of the few things in the universe that are absolutely goofproof.

Kinda reassuring, except for one thing. A circular manhole cover isn't the only shape that won't fall into the hole. A cover shaped like an equilateral triangle won't fall in either. [Not quite. See below.] The main objections to be raised against a triangular cover are that (1) it would be pretty tough to roll; (2) the corners might tend to pop up when cars drove over them (I get the latter from my friend David Feldman's book, When Do Fish Sleep?); and (3) it would look stupid. Regarding point #3, someone has written me claiming the English have triangular manhole covers. 'Nuff said.

Almost forgot. Point #4. Circular covers, in addition to the won't-fall-in angle, have the advantage that you don't have to get the corners lined up when dropping them into place, saving God knows how many thousands of seconds of valuable time. Originally I wrote this as "man-seconds," to which I added the hilarious remark, "OK, worker-seconds, but how many female sewer workers have YOU seen?" Caught no end of flak from numerous defenders of insulted female sewer workers. Guess I won't try THAT again.

Anyway, it seems to me that round has got to be the shape of choice. That said, we don't have any definitive statements on this subject from the Manhole Cover Research Institute. We cannot entirely discount the possibility that the covers are round because someone at the dawn of modern civil engineering discovered he could draw them by tracing around the outside of a penny. But good enough for now.



Personally I still like my answer, the hole is round it would make no sense if the cover was another shape.
 

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Russ Smith said:
Personally I still like my answer, the hole is round it would make no sense if the cover was another shape.

I thought it was funny the first time (just wanted you to know that someone got it ;) )
 

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http://bhuvans.wordpress.com/2006/08/19/50-common-interview-qa/

Review these typical interview questions and think about how you would
answer them. Read the questions listed; you will also find some
strategy suggestions with it.

(Excerpted from the book The Accelerated Job Search by Wayne D. Ford, Ph.D, published by The Management Advantage, Inc.)

1. Tell me about yourself:
The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short
statement prepared in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound
rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items unless instructed otherwise.
Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that relate to
the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest
back and work up to the present.


2. Why did you leave your last job?
Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a major
problem with management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers
or the organization. If you do, you will be the one looking bad. Keep
smiling and talk about leaving for a positive reason such as an
opportunity, a chance to do something special or other forward-looking
reasons.

3. What experience do you have in this field?
Speak about specifics that relate to the position you are applying for.
If you do not have specific experience, get as close as you can.

4. Do you consider yourself successful?
You should always answer yes and briefly explain why. A good
explanation is that you have set goals, and you have met some and are
on track to achieve the others.

5. What do co-workers say about you?
Be prepared with a quote or two from co-workers. Either a specific
statement or a paraphrase will work. Jill Clark, a co-worker at Smith
Company, always said I was the hardest workers she had ever known. It
is as powerful as Jill having said it at the interview herself.

6. What do you know about this organization?
This question is one reason to do some research on the organization
before the interview. Find out where they have been and where they are
going. What are the current issues and who are the major players?

7. What have you done to improve your knowledge in the last year?
Try to include improvement activities that relate to the job. A wide
variety of activities can be mentioned as positive self-improvement.
Have some good ones handy to mention.

8. Are you applying for other jobs?
Be honest but do not spend a lot of time in this area. Keep the focus
on this job and what you can do for this organization. Anything else is
a distraction.

9. Why do you want to work for this organization?
This may take some thought and certainly, should be based on the
research you have done on the organization. Sincerity is extremely
important here and will easily be sensed. Relate it to your long-term
career goals.

10. Do you know anyone who works for us?
Be aware of the policy on relatives working for the organization. This
can affect your answer even though they asked about friends not
relatives. Be careful to mention a friend only if they are well thought
of.

11. What kind of salary do you need?
A loaded question. A nasty little game that you will probably lose if
you answer first. So, do not answer it. Instead, say something like,
That’s a tough question. Can you tell me the range for this position?
In most cases, the interviewer, taken off guard, will tell you. If not,
say that it can depend on the details of the job. Then give a wide
range.

12. Are you a team player?
You are, of course, a team player. Be sure to have examples ready.
Specifics that show you often perform for the good of the team rather
than for yourself are good evidence of your team attitude. Do not brag,
just say it in a matter-of-fact tone. This is a key point.

13. How long would you expect to work for us if hired?
Specifics here are not good. Something like this should work: I’d like
it to be a long time. Or As long as we both feel I’m doing a good job.

14. Have you ever had to fire anyone? How did you feel about that?
This is serious. Do not make light of it or in any way seem like you
like to fire people. At the same time, you will do it when it is the
right thing to do. When it comes to the organization versus the
individual who has created a harmful situation, you will protect the
organization. Remember firing is not the same as layoff or reduction in
force.

15. What is your philosophy towards work?
The interviewer is not looking for a long or flowery dissertation here.
Do you have strong feelings that the job gets done? Yes. That’s the
type of answer that works best here. Short and positive, showing a
benefit to the organization.

16. If you had enough money to retire right now, would you?
Answer yes if you would. But since you need to work, this is the type
of work you prefer. Do not say yes if you do not mean it.

17. Have you ever been asked to leave a position?
If you have not, say no. If you have, be honest, brief and avoid saying
negative things about the people or organization involved.

18. Explain how you would be an asset to this organization
You should be anxious for this question. It gives you a chance to
highlight your best points as they relate to the position being
discussed. Give a little advance thought to this relationship.

19. Why should we hire you?
Point out how your assets meet what the organization needs. Do not
mention any other candidates to make a comparison.

20. Tell me about a suggestion you have made
Have a good one ready. Be sure and use a suggestion that was accepted
and was then considered successful. One related to the type of work
applied for is a real plus.

21. What irritates you about co-workers?
This is a trap question. Think real hard but fail to come up with
anything that irritates you. A short statement that you seem to get
along with folks is great.

22. What is your greatest strength?
Numerous answers are good, just stay positive. A few good examples:
Your ability to prioritize, Your problem-solving skills, Your ability
to work under pressure, Your ability to focus on projects, Your
professional expertise, Your leadership skills, Your positive attitude

23. Tell me about your dream job.
Stay away from a specific job. You cannot win. If you say the job you
are contending for is it, you strain credibility. If you say another
job is it, you plant the suspicion that you will be dissatisfied with
this position if hired. The best is to stay genetic and say something
like: A job where I love the work, like the people, can contribute and
can’t wait to get to work.

24. Why do you think you would do well at this job?
Give several reasons and include skills, experience and interest.

25. What are you looking for in a job?
See answer # 23

26. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
Do not be trivial. It would take disloyalty to the organization,
violence or lawbreaking to get you to object. Minor objections will
label you as a whiner.

27. What is more important to you: the money or the work?
Money is always important, but the work is the most important. There is
no better answer.

28. What would your previous supervisor say your strongest point is?
There are numerous good possibilities:
Loyalty, Energy, Positive attitude, Leadership, Team player, Expertise,
Initiative, Patience, Hard work, Creativity, Problem solver

29. Tell me about a problem you had with a supervisor
Biggest trap of all. This is a test to see if you will speak ill of
your boss. If you fall for it and tell about a problem with a former
boss, you may well below the interview right there. Stay positive and
develop a poor memory about any trouble with a supervisor.

30. What has disappointed you about a job?
Don’t get trivial or negative. Safe areas are few but can include:
Not enough of a challenge. You were laid off in a reduction Company did
not win a contract, which would have given you more responsibility.

31. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
You may say that you thrive under certain types of pressure. Give an
example that relates to the type of position applied for.

32. Do your skills match this job or another job more closely?
Probably this one. Do not give fuel to the suspicion that you may want
another job more than this one.

33. What motivates you to do your best on the job?
This is a personal trait that only you can say, but good examples are:
Challenge, Achievement, Recognition

34. Are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
This is up to you. Be totally honest.

35. How would you know you were successful on this job?
Several ways are good measures:
You set high standards for yourself and meet them. Your outcomes are a
success.Your boss tell you that you are successful

36. Would you be willing to relocate if required?
You should be clear on this with your family prior to the interview if
you think there is a chance it may come up. Do not say yes just to get
the job if the real answer is no. This can create a lot of problems
later on in your career. Be honest at this point and save yourself
future grief.

37. Are you willing to put the interests of the organization ahead ofyour own?
This is a straight loyalty and dedication question. Do not worry about
the deep ethical and philosophical implications. Just say yes.

38. Describe your management style.
Try to avoid labels. Some of the more common labels, like progressive,
salesman or consensus, can have several meanings or descriptions
depending on which management expert you listen to. The situational
style is safe, because it says you will manage according to the
situation, instead of one size fits all.

39. What have you learned from mistakes on the job?
Here you have to come up with something or you strain credibility. Make
it small, well intentioned mistake with a positive lesson learned. An
example would be working too far ahead of colleagues on a project and
thus throwing coordination off.

40. Do you have any blind spots?
Trick question. If you know about blind spots, they are no longer blind
spots. Do not reveal any personal areas of concern here. Let them do
their own discovery on your bad points. Do not hand it to them.

41. If you were hiring a person for this job, what would you look for?
Be careful to mention traits that are needed and that you have.

42. Do you think you are overqualified for this position?
Regardless of your qualifications, state that you are very well
qualified for the position.

43. How do you propose to compensate for your lack of experience?
First, if you have experience that the interviewer does not know about,
bring that up: Then, point out (if true) that you are a hard working
quick learner.

44. What qualities do you look for in a boss?
Be generic and positive. Safe qualities are knowledgeable, a sense of
humor, fair, loyal to subordinates and holder of high standards. All
bosses think they have these traits.

45. Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute betweenothers.
Pick a specific incident. Concentrate on your problem solving technique
and not the dispute you settled.

46. What position do you prefer on a team working on a project?
Be honest. If you are comfortable in different roles, point that out.

47. Describe your work ethic.
Emphasize benefits to the organization. Things like, determination to
get the job done and work hard but enjoy your work are good.

48. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
Be sure that you refer to something that was beyond your control. Show
acceptance and no negative feelings.

49. Tell me about the most fun you have had on the job.
Talk about having fun by accomplishing something for the organization.

50. Do you have any questions for me?
Always have some questions prepared. Questions prepared where you will be an asset to the organization are good. How soon will I be able to be productive? and What type of projects will I be able to assist on? are
examples.
 

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jenna2891 said:
i think i just totally blew my "manager of reading comprehension at asfn" interview. :|

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Ryanwb said:
If anyone ever has an opportunity to interview at Microsoft.... do it, even if you are under qualified and know you won't get the job.

My brother interviewed there, and they gave him a dry erase marker and made him write code on the whiteboard on the fly.

He turned it down because the people there work insanely long hours and weekends. After his interviews, the guy that was his contact took him out to dinner. His wife and toddler showed up and his wife turned to her kid and said "Hey look! Remember him? That's your daddy!"

That was kind of a turn-off for him.
 

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abomb said:
http://bhuvans.wordpress.com/2006/08/19/50-common-interview-qa/



2. Why did you leave your last job?
Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a major
problem with management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers
or the organization. If you do, you will be the one looking bad. Keep
smiling and talk about leaving for a positive reason such as an
opportunity, a chance to do something special or other forward-looking
reasons.

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This is the one I always disagree with the "experts" on. Maybe it's a Silicon Valley thing but in general if you leave a job here because of company problems, everyone you interview with knows about it. If your company is going under and you say only positive things, they know you're not telling the truth.

I've also had people tell me they found it refreshing that I was honest, or that it made me look better that I recognized a problem in my current company.

now if you go into name calling or gossiping or just outright trashing a previous employer that's out of line. But I've never felt there was anything wrong with saying my current situation is no longer fulfilling, or I'm looking for a more stable company, things that make it obvious your current job is falling apart without you having to come right out and say it.
 

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I read that Lyndon Johnson would conduct business from the bathroom. I wonder if he ever interviewed someone in there?
 

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Ryanwb said:
I read that Lyndon Johnson would conduct business from the bathroom. I wonder if he ever interviewed someone in there?

You didn't read that...that was on Seinfeld. :)
 

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krepitch said:
You didn't read that...that was on Seinfeld. :)

Really? My life is gelling into one big haze, I can't even tell TV from real life anymore
 

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Ryanwb said:
Really? My life is gelling into one big haze, I can't even tell TV from real life anymore

I think so, but my life is pretty hazy too. I'm sure abomb knows, though.
 

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GEORGE: So he walks out of the stall, he's been talking the whole time.

JERRY: He pulled an LBJ on you.

GEORGE: LBJ?

JERRY: Lyndon Johnson, used to do that to his staffers.

GEORGE: No kidding?

JERRY: Oh yeah. He'd hold national security meetings in there. He

planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.

GEORGE: Well, I still don't know what I'm supposed to do. I don't even

know what my assignment is.

JERRY: Ask him to repeat it. Tell him there was an echo in there.

GEORGE: I can't. He's been on my case about not paying attention.

Besides, it's too late, I already told him I heard him.

JERRY: You know what you do? Ask him a follow-up question. Tell him

you're having trouble getting started, and you want his advice.

GEORGE: Yeah, follow-up question, that'll work.
 

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Ryanwb said:
If anyone ever has an opportunity to interview at Microsoft.... do it, even if you are under qualified and know you won't get the job. Their interview process is one of the strangest experiences you will ever have. The questions they ask are really designed to weed out the "I'm telling you what you want to hear" and "This is what I really think"

They ask very philisophical questions like "Do you like coke or pepsi and why" or (this one is famous) "Why are man hole covers round?"

I stole many of their questions for my own interviews and it really gives you an insight into the person instead of them going off about mission statements and telling you how much of a people person they are.

I actually did interview with them. I didnt really experience what you are talking about but maybe it was because I interviewed with a company that MS bought and the "corporate culture" hadn't been adopted yet.

However, the interview was one of the most technical ones I have ever been involved with. After the proverbial "why do you want this position" type questions, they (4 of them) wrote very complex SQL statements on the whiteboard along with sample tables and data and asked me to whiteboard what was wrong with the statements.

Afterwards, when I thought I was done, they wrote 20-30 lines of code on the board and asked me to debug it. Very strange. The interview lasted over 4 hours and was very tiring.

In the end, it all came down to money...:shrug: whattaya gonna do?
 

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wow

these interviewes seem like tests, except with people watching every word/line of code you write (and they get to see every mistake you make)

:eek:
 
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arthurracoon said:
wow

these interviewes seem like tests, except with people watching every word/line of code you write (and they get to see every mistake you make)

:eek:
LOL! Welcome to the world, arthur! :)
 

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arthurracoon said:

Arthur, I would totally recommend using your school's resources. I'm sure they have resume workshops and mock interviews. My school had a great career services center and once I started to apply for jobs and do the interview thing, I got a job pretty quick.

Interviews suck, but the more you do, the better you'll be :)
 

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