I've been hearing a lot about Tim Hightower

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Tim Hightower tipped the waitress and the Dow went up 150 points.
 

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TIm Hightower found the WMDs. They were in Anquan Boldin's shirt.
 

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Tim Hightower faked his 40 time at the combine and actually runs a 4.3. <sigh>
 

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They are now considering a motion on the floor of the French House of Representatives to change the name of the Eifel Tower to Tim Hightower, graced within by the Boldinese Restaurant.

Also the the Can-Can is now being called the Tim-Tim.
 

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There is no 'Ctrl' button on Tim Hightowers keyboard. Tim Hightower is always in control.

Tim Hightower is suing 'MySpace' for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Tim Hightower destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
 

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Tim Hightower underwent open heart surgery without anesthesia while reading an Archie comic book.

Tim Hightower didn't really need open heart surgery but simply asked for the procedure as a way of killing time in the offseason.

Tim Hightower... NEVERMIND! I suck at this.
 
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You only think that because Tim Hightower steals the power before Ryanwb can see it.

Tim Hightower advised you to sleep with one eye open, Ryan.

:lmao:

Ryan better check himself!
 

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I've heard that Tim Hightower doesn't look up at skyscraper's he stares down at them.

Tim Hightower doesn't need an elevator he elevates himself.

When the devil dreams he has nightmares of Tim Hightower. That is why he never sleeps.
 

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They are now considering a motion on the floor of the French House of Representatives to change the name of the Eifel Tower to Tim Hightower, graced within by the Boldinese Restaurant.

Also the the Can-Can is now being called the Tim-Tim.

Fantastic!
 

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Brett Favre didn't retire.. Tim Hightower told him to **** of his way!
 

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Tim Hightower

I heard that he had direct eye contact with Boldin and Q even bothered to have a conversation with him...WOW!!!
 

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Tim Hightower already knows the cure to the zombie menace. He's just waiting to beat them with his bare hands for the sake of it.
 

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