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Now we go to a interview with Kyle Van Noy, just selected by the Vikings

Kyle, how does it feel being drafted?
Van Noy, "I cannot freaking believe it took so long for a team to select me, I mean like what the hell? I am so !@#$%###$# right now, I mean like !@$$$%%@!!@... I'm gonna kill Rodgers, Stafford and whoever the hell is the name of that guy under center for the @#$%%^#@@ Bears. I'm 1st round @#%$^%$^&&%&% talent. I'm going back into the Green Room and see if Bridgewater is still there so I can hit a QB"

Thank you Kyle :D

With that attitude I will retract my selection and re select Scott Chrichton. hah.
 

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Titans have parted ways with speedster C Johnson , deciding to go with more of a power run game .

Titans select LSU RB Ron Jeremy , oh - oh ugh correction thats RB Jeremy Hill !!!
 
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WildBB and the Giants are up on deck, swing baby swing :)

Round 2 has begun

1)Texans- QB AJ McCarron, Alabama
2)Redskins- CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
3)Browns- QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois
4)Raiders- DT Timmy Jernigan, Florida St.
5)Falcons- OT Cyrus Kouandijo, Alabama
6)Bucs- WR Allen Robinson, Penn St
7)Jags- RB Carlos Hyde, Ohio St.
8)Vikes- LB Kyle Van Noy, BYU
9)Bills- TE Jace Amaro, Texas Tech
10)Titans- RB Jeremy Hill, LSU
11)Giants
12)Rams
13)Lions
14)Steelers
15)Ravens
16)Cowboys
17)Jets
18)Dolphins
19)Bears
20)Cards
21)Packers
22)Eagles
23)Bengals
24)Niners
25)Bolts
26)Saints
27)Colts
28)Panthers
29)Niners
30)Pats
31)Seahawks
32)Broncos
 
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A little run on running backs starting... when will Baylor back Seastrunk or Mason out of Auburn start to here their name called
hmmmm
 
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The time has expired, so yes I'm picking now and hope WildBB comes onboard to pick for the Jets who are his AFC team because the Commish loves you guys... now everyone say aweeeeeeeeeee :D
The Giants selection is in. They get great value and fill a need at upgrading corner. The New York Giants select CB Jason Verrett, TCU
 
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The Rams are on the clock GM CardStl :)

Round 2 has begun

1)Texans- QB AJ McCarron, Alabama
2)Redskins- CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
3)Browns- QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois
4)Raiders- DT Timmy Jernigan, Florida St.
5)Falcons- OT Cyrus Kouandijo, Alabama
6)Bucs- WR Allen Robinson, Penn St
7)Jags- RB Carlos Hyde, Ohio St.
8)Vikes- LB Kyle Van Noy, BYU
9)Bills- TE Jace Amaro, Texas Tech
10)Titans- RB Jeremy Hill, LSU
11)Giants- CB Jason Verrett, TCU *
12)Rams
13)Lions
14)Steelers
15)Ravens
16)Cowboys
17)Jets
18)Dolphins
19)Bears
20)Cards
21)Packers
22)Eagles
23)Bengals
24)Niners
25)Bolts
26)Saints
27)Colts
28)Panthers
29)Niners
30)Pats
31)Seahawks
32)Broncos
 
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Quagmire and the Lions have the stage :)

Round 2 has begun

1)Texans- QB AJ McCarron, Alabama
2)Redskins- CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
3)Browns- QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois
4)Raiders- DT Timmy Jernigan, Florida St.
5)Falcons- OT Cyrus Kouandijo, Alabama
6)Bucs- WR Allen Robinson, Penn St
7)Jags- RB Carlos Hyde, Ohio St.
8)Vikes- LB Kyle Van Noy, BYU
9)Bills- TE Jace Amaro, Texas Tech
10)Titans- RB Jeremy Hill, LSU
11)Giants- CB Jason Verrett, TCU *
12)Rams- OT Morgan Moses, University of Virginia
13)Lions
14)Steelers
15)Ravens
16)Cowboys
17)Jets
18)Dolphins
19)Bears
20)Cards
21)Packers
22)Eagles
23)Bengals
24)Niners
25)Bolts
26)Saints
27)Colts
28)Panthers
29)Niners
30)Pats
31)Seahawks
32)Broncos
 

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The time has expired, so yes I'm picking now and hope WildBB comes onboard to pick for the Jets who are his AFC team because the Commish loves you guys... now everyone say aweeeeeeeeeee :D
The Giants selection is in. They get great value and fill a need at upgrading corner. The New York Giants select CB Jason Verrett, TCU

Verrett was next on my board, great pick, was hoping he would drop.
 
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Wow JG , I guess its only fitting that the Lions have a GM named Quagmire !!!

Well, it is appropriate and the Bengals have me... to quote Diamond David Lee Roth in the little Van Halen ditty 'Everybody Wants Some', "seen a lot of people looking for moonbeams, go lost in the Jetstream" lol
 

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Lions were really hoping Jason Verrett was going to slip to them. Next biggest concern is Dominic Raiola's age (35). Their top Center is on the board, so with the 13th pick of the 2nd round, the Detroit Lions select...

C Marcus Martin USC
 
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Verrett was next on my board, great pick, was hoping he would drop.

Could very well be the best corner in the draft, and his height might not even be that big of hindrance since the kid is so fluid in out of his breaks and extremely instinctive. Ten years ago, before the advent of all these tall WRs, he could have been ranked #1 in my opinion
 
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Lions were really hoping Jason Verrett was going to slip to them. Next biggest concern is Dominic Raiola's age (35). Their top Center is on the board, so with the 13th pick of the 2nd round, the Detroit Lions select...

C Marcus Martin USC

Damn good pick!
 
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Round 2 has begun

1)Texans- QB AJ McCarron, Alabama
2)Redskins- CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
3)Browns- QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois
4)Raiders- DT Timmy Jernigan, Florida St.
5)Falcons- OT Cyrus Kouandijo, Alabama
6)Bucs- WR Allen Robinson, Penn St
7)Jags- RB Carlos Hyde, Ohio St.
8)Vikes- LB Kyle Van Noy, BYU
9)Bills- TE Jace Amaro, Texas Tech
10)Titans- RB Jeremy Hill, LSU
11)Giants- CB Jason Verrett, TCU *
12)Rams- OT Morgan Moses, University of Virginia
13)Lions- C Marcus Martin, USC
14)Steelers
15)Ravens
16)Cowboys
17)Jets
18)Dolphins
19)Bears
20)Cards
21)Packers
22)Eagles
23)Bengals
24)Niners
25)Bolts
26)Saints
27)Colts
28)Panthers
29)Niners
30)Pats
31)Seahawks
32)Broncos

Rugby's Steelers are on the clock :)
 

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The Pittsburgh Steelers draft: Joe Bitonio, OT, Nevada

Because....well, go look at their roster, that is why.
 
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Could very well be the best corner in the draft, and his height might not even be that big of hindrance since the kid is so fluid in out of his breaks and extremely instinctive. Ten years ago, before the advent of all these tall WRs, he could have been ranked #1 in my opinion

Giants realise they made a mistake and offer St. Lou - Verrette who they really wanted - for Moses. ;)

St. Lou throws in a 7th in 2016.
 
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Giants realise they made a mistake and offer St. Lou - Verrette who they really wanted - for Moses. ;)

St. Lou throws in a 7th in 2016.

Trades are not allowed but a simple player swap would do if CardStl agrees to a straight up trade... I would take Verrett in a heartbeat over Moses but alas I'm not the GM. Message CardStl and if he responds with a yes to me to the exchange, I will do so :)
 
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Mulli and the Ravens, the pick is yours :)

Round 2 has begun

1)Texans- QB AJ McCarron, Alabama
2)Redskins- CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech
3)Browns- QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Eastern Illinois
4)Raiders- DT Timmy Jernigan, Florida St.
5)Falcons- OT Cyrus Kouandijo, Alabama
6)Bucs- WR Allen Robinson, Penn St
7)Jags- RB Carlos Hyde, Ohio St.
8)Vikes- LB Kyle Van Noy, BYU
9)Bills- TE Jace Amaro, Texas Tech
10)Titans- RB Jeremy Hill, LSU
11)Giants- CB Jason Verrett, TCU *
12)Rams- OT Morgan Moses, University of Virginia
13)Lions- C Marcus Martin, USC
14)Steelers- G/OT Joe Bitonio, Nevada
15)Ravens
16)Cowboys
17)Jets
18)Dolphins
19)Bears
20)Cards
21)Packers
22)Eagles
23)Bengals
24)Niners
25)Bolts
26)Saints
27)Colts
28)Panthers
29)Niners
30)Pats
31)Seahawks
32)Broncos
 

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Now now, all complaints must be filed through league offices and public voicing can result in a fine... like writing a 50 page paper on why Thesmel is right about Barkley and Leinart being the answer to life the universe and everything... which actually kind of makes sense, because he wants to run the ball and not throw it lol
 

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